All Outta Time

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/player1_room.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> PHASE 1 - CHAPTER 1 - Introduction Part 1 You are sitting in your room. It's the 13th of April. You are bored as fuck. It's hot, it's humid, and you have nothing to do. This would usually be the part where you get up off your lazy fucking ass but you're too much of a piece of shit to do anything. Today is some day that you honestly could care less about. Now then. You are a who-cares-year-old-girl with various interests that nobody actually cares about. Your name is $name. That's a dumb name, you've always thought to yourself. But nevertheless, your dumbass name is fucking $name. Jesus Fucking Christ. So then, what the hell shall you do on this shitty day? [[Go To The Kitchen->Go To The Kitchen]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/kitchen.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You arrive at the kitchen. No body is home, as per fucking usual. In the kitchen you see many things. You see some instant ramen, the fridge, and the microwave. What will you do? [[Fuck With The Microwave->Fuck With The Microwave]] [[Yell Loudly And Take A Huge Dump In The Trash Can->Yell Loudly And Take A Huge Dump In The Trash Can]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/holding%20ramen.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You grab the instant ramen. It looks very delicious. But...if you look at it from the side, you notice it's expiration date. This shit expired over 2 years ago! Why the fuck is it out here?! Where the hell was it hiding? Jeez. You put the instant ramen down for now. Now what should you do? [[Pick The Ramen Back Up Again->Pick The Ramen Back Up Again]] [[Pick A Different Option->Go To The Kitchen]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/fridge.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You open the frige. Inside the fridge there is very little to eat/drink. You see a Strawberry Poptart, an unopened can of Dr. Pepper, some Nacho Cheese Doritos, a Hush Puppy, and a Swiss Roll. You feel like taking something. What do you take? [[Doritos]] [[Swiss Roll]] [[Dr. Pepper]] [[Stop Eating Food->Go To The Kitchen]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/kitchen_player1_microwave-2.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You look at the microwave. It's a birthday present you got from your friend about a year ago. You never had a microwave, so it's nice. Or it WOULD be nice if it didn't fucking break all the time. The chance of this microwave successfully cooking your meal correctly is about 40%. The other 60% of the time it either overcooks it or undercooks it. You don't even know why you bother with this dumb thing. You wonder if your friend was secretly pulling a prank on you and you didn't even notice. Which is weird because you usually notice these things. Anyways, what will you do? [[Set The Microwave To 2 Minutes On Nuclear High->Set The Microwave To 2 Minutes On Nuclear High]] [[Throw The Instant Ramen Into The Microwave->Throw The Instant Ramen Into The Microwave]] [[Fuck This Shit->Go To The Kitchen]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/dump.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> This was the most undeniably fucking stupid idea you've had in a long time. I mean come on. Who the fuck does that? They should re-name you to $name The Fucking Stupid. [[Re-think Life Choices->Go To The Kitchen]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/kitchen.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> What? Why? It's Expired! [[Pick The Ramen Up->Pick The Ramen Up]] [[Make A Different Choice->Go To The Kitchen]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/kitchen.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> No way, no how! That ramen is so old you could put it in a goddamn ash vase! [[I Said, Pick Up The Ramen->I Said, Pick Up The Ramen]] [[Uh, Nevermind->Go To The Kitchen]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/holding%20ramen.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Oh fine. You pick up the ramen. [[Put It Back Down And Make Another Choice->Go To The Kitchen]] [[Shove The Fucking Shit Into Your Mouth->Shove The Fucking Shit Into Your Mouth]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/holding%20ramen.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Are you mad?! If you devoured this stuff you would most certainly have a shitty day. Are you serious? Think rationally for a sec, dude. [[EAT THAT SHIT->EAT THAT SHIT]] [[Think Rationally->Go To The Kitchen]]

You eat the ramen. You don't even cook it, you just unwrap it and begin eating it. Your face scrunches up. The taste is...undescribeable. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/badramen_gameover_player1.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> It was so bad that you fucking died. Yeah. You died. Way to fucking go bro. -GAME OVER- Cause of Death: Bad Ramen [[Start Over?->Story Start]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/kitchen_player1_microwave-2.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> That would be a terrible idea! Your friend specifically told you NEVER to do that. It could have terrible effects on the enviroment around you. The very ground could become mush! The world's order would be thrown out of wack! People would start walking upside down, they'd wear shoes on their heads and fight ISIS by going back in time! People would kill for a decent meal, people would steal just to survive. The entire world would become a complete and utter wasteland! So yeah, in general, not a good idea to do that, $name. [[Change Your Mind->Fuck With The Microwave]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/holding%20ramen.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You pick up the delicious looking ramen...only to realize it's at least 2 years old. Way past expiration date. It probably wouldn't be very tasty. [[Shove The Fucking Shit Into Your Mouth->Shove The Fucking Shit Into Your Mouth]] [[Put It In The Microwave->Put It In The Microwave]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/holding%20ramen.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> It...probably wouldn't taste very good. But it might be entertaining to see it combust though. What will you do? [[Let It Burn->Let It Burn]] [[Re-Think Your Choices->Go To The Kitchen]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/watching-microwave.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You throw the pack of expired ramen into the microwave. Oh yeah...it's starting on fire. Wait...that's...a lot of fire. Jesus Christ. You had no idea ramen burnt this much. Or at all to be frank. Uh...should you back up a bit? [[Back Up->Back Up]] [[Get Close->Get Close]]

You stand back a few feet. That didn't look too good. You were uh...worried about that ramen. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/explode%20safe.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Suddenly! The microwave explodes! The ramen had a bomb inside it! Good thing you were standing away from the microwave or your face would have defintley been vaporized. Why was there a fucking bomb in your goddamn ramen?! You suddnely realize that the ramen was not place there by you, in fact you never remember buying ramen. How did it end up here in the first place? What if some random assassin put it there?! [[Flip The Fuck Out Over Successfully Dodging An Assassination Attempt->Flip The Fuck Out Over Successfully Dodging An Assassination Attempt]]

You stick your face against the microwave. To get a good look of course. It seems to be completely on fire. 100% on fire. Um... <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/explode%20death.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Suddenly! The microwave explodes! The ramen actually had a bomb inside it! You're blown back and splattered against the fridge! Well at least bro will find your body and flip his shit. -GAME OVER- Cause of Death: Exploded To Death. [[Start Over?->Story Start]]

You begin to flip the fuck out over the fact that you just evaded an assassin. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flipout-1.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> [[Calm Down->Calm Down]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flipout-1.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You fail to calm down. You flip out more. [[Try To Calm Down Again->Try To Calm Down Again]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flipout-2.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You continue to fail to calm down. You begin to roll on the floor as you have a mental break down. What shall you attempt to do? [[Calm Down->Calm Down2]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flipout-2.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> I told you, it ain't gonna work. [[Don't Calm Down->Don't Calm Down]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/calm-down.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You refuse to not calm down. You succesfully calm down. You begin to process rational thoughts. [[People Are Planning To Kill Me->People Are Planning To Kill Me]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/CONSPIRARCY.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> I SAID, you are begining to process RATIONAL thoughts. [[It's A Conspiracy!->It's A Conspiracy!]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/conspiracy2.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Fine, have it your way. You arrive at the conclusion that there is a huge group conspiring against you. You begin to investigate the house for clues that point to the conspiracy. [[Check The Living Room->Check The Living Room]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/living-room-suspicious.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You go into the living room to check on it, making sure there aren't any ninjas, or assassins. Looks like there isn't any here, but you should stay alert. In the living room you spot many objects. A flat-screen HDTV, a Rubik's Cube, and a couch. Which of these objects will you interact with? [[Use HDTV->Use HDTV]] [[Solve Rubik's Cube->Solve Rubik's Cube]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/Remote.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You sit down and grab the remote. It's a nice remote, one that fits in the palm of your hand. It has all the buttons, and all the features...it's a really nice remo- HEY! Someone's removed the batteries from this remote! What the fuck! The nerve of some people! Guess you'll have to GET UP. And WALK ALL THE WAY OVER THERE. So you can push the button on the TV itself. [[Turn On HDTV->Turn ON HDTV]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/grr-cube.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> THIS CONTRAPTION THOUGH. You have no idea what sort of witch craft it took to make one of the hellspawn, but these things are litreally Satan. Like, the devil himself if in these objects. You could never figure out how to solve these cursed objects. When you THINK you've got it, you've screwed up something else! Why does life have to be so difficult for you!? [[Attempt To Solve Hellfire Cube->Attempt To Solve Hellfire Cube]] [[Do Something Else->Check The Living Room]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/tv-whack.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Nope, no luck. The TV's wires are missing, so there's no way to turn it on. MAN! Who the hell keeps screwing with your stuff?! [[Make A New Choice->Check The Living Room]] [[Have A Tempertantrum->Have A Tempertantrum]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/waaaaah.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> What really? Oh jeez. Uh...you begin to have a tantrum. You start punching the couch and yelling "It's not fair!!" to yourself. What a waste of time. [[Continue Flipping Out->Continue Flipping Out]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/waaaaah.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Stop it. [[Stop Flipping Out->Check The Living Room]] [[Contemplate Suicide->Contemplate Suicide]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/waaaaah.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You have GOT to be kidding me. It's a FUCKING remote. This is nothing to get so upset about! Jesus why do you do this all the time?! [[Kill Yourself->Kill Yourself]] [[Start Thinking Rationally Again->Check The Living Room]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/hanged.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> [*FACEPALM*] Welp. You go ahead and grab the string from the window blinds and hang yourself to death with it. Good going, hero. We knew you so briefly but you went out so heroically. GAME OVER. Cause of Death: Suicide. [[Start Over?->Story Start]]

You pick up the Hellfire Cube. This thing could only have been forged in the depths of hell. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/grr-cube.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You begin fiddling with the object and the colours start matching up...not. You can barely arrange a single side of this contraption. It's such a major pain in the ass! Who finds enjoyment with these things?! Not you, that's who! If you had to give a score on just how shitty this object was, you'd give it a 10/10 rating of shit. [[Fiddle With It More->Fiddle With It More]] [[Throw It At The Wall As Hard As You Can->Throw It At The Wall As Hard As You Can]] [[Put Down The Rubik's Cube->Check The Living Room]]

You fiddle with the contraption more. It's not getting any closer to being solved. You'd have to spend an abnormal amount of time to complete this cube. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/grr-cube.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> [[Spend An Abnormal Amount of Time Solving The Piece Of Shit->Spend An Abnormal Amount of Time Solving The Piece Of Shit]] [[Throw It At The Wall As Hard As You Can]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cube-explode.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You throw the piece of shit at the wall with an impressive amount of strength...for a person like you. The cube breaks into a bunch of pieces in a VERY satisfiying matter. You smile with glee as the pieces fall to the ground. Take THAT, demonic demonspawn piece of shit object! Oh, what's this? There was a note in the Rubik's Cube! Someone must have put it in there KNOWING only you would find it, by smashing it. The only person who knows you that well would be... [[Read The Note->Read The Note]]

You spend more than FOUR HOURS solving this thing. You're still lost, and frankly it's starting to piss you off. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/grr-cube.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> [[Put The Rubik's Cube Down->Check The Living Room]] [[Throw It At The Wall As Hard As You Can]] [[Bleat Like A Goat Loudly And Shit In Your Pants->Goat]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/note1%20lol.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> [[Next->Read The Note2]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/grr-bro.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You knew it! It's your brother! He's ALWAYS fucking with you! Leaving weird surprises around the house, playing mind games with you, beating your ass whenever you challenge him to fight... You suddenly realize that the one who must have exploded your microwave was your bro! Uh...what was his name again? [[Enter Name->Bro Name]]

(put: (prompt: "What's your bro's name? If you don't care click cancel.") into $broname) (if: $broname is "")[(set: $broname to "Broseph")] <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/grr-bro.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Your brother's name is $broname. His name is so much cooler than your's. I mean, what kind of a name is $name?! And then there's your bro, $broname. That's a wicked cool name. The microwave exploding must have been $broname's work! After all, your bro is off the hook. He's so off the hook that fish escaping the fisherman are jelly! He's so off the hook, that Captain Hook couldn't get within 20 meters of this guy! He's so off the hook that when he skips school it isn't called hookie, it's called off-the-hookie! Your bro, is fucking crazy. [[Go To The Attic]]

Um, ew? <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/grr-cube.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> [[Don't Do That->Spend An Abnormal Amount of Time Solving The Piece Of Shit]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/where-he-at.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You walk over to the garage, which is where the ladder for the attic is. But hold up...your mental bro must have moved it! He's such an asshole!! You notice another note, most likely from your bro. [[Read Note->Ladder Note]]

You grab the bag of Doritos. Wait, why were there Doritos in the fridge? Who the fuck eats COLD Doritos?! It's probably your brother. He's fucking mental. [[Eat Cold Doritos]] [[Choose A Different Item->Check The Fridge]]

What swiss roll? [[Forget About The Swiss Roll->Check The Fridge]]

You grab a can of SWEET DELICIOUS AMAZING Dr. Pepper. This is your FAVOURITE drink. The problem is that your bro is always hogging the shit. So you never get a chance. But finally! A Dr. Pepper that's availble for drinking! [[Take A Swig]] [[Choose Something Else->Check The Fridge]]

Gag! That's disgusting! These Doritos should be eaten at room temperture. ROOM TEMPERTURE. Cold Doritos is just disgusting! You refuse to eat these vile things! [[Force Them Into Your Mouth]] [[Check The Fridge For Something Else->Check The Fridge]]

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. EWWWW! You open the bag and take one of the chips, you force yourself to eat it. It...tastes....not so bad actually! You thought your brother just did it to mess with you, but this is pretty decent! You eat more chips. And more. Then suddenly the whole bag is gone. (set: $doritoseaten to ("yes")) [[Check The Fridge]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/note2%20lol.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> [[Crumple Up Note In Anger]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/SO-PISSED.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You are so pissed! You crumple up the note and then throw it on the ground. You then proceed to stomp it into the ground. You then proceed to spit on the note. You then proceed to violate the note. You then proceed to publicly humiliate the note. You then...maybe this is going a bit too far. Maybe you should go find that ladder. [[Check The Kitchen For The Ladder]] [[Devour The Note]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/return%20to%20kitchen.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You walk into the dumb ass kitchen with the dumb ass stuff and see no dumb ass ladder. This is a colossal fuck up on your end. If you had to rhyme about this, it'd probably go like this: Searchin' for a ladder, your bro just makes ya madder. He's like a fuckin' hatter, being all weird and whatevar. You're on to his games, 'bout to go and make him feel shame. He's so fuckin' lame, but you're cool, make it rain. Bitches goin' crazy, as you rap like Jay-Z. Droppin' rhymes like Kanye West, lest you forget, who's the ultimate best. Your bro's got nothin', you deserve a goddamn muffin. You eat a celebratory muffin in honor of this wicked awesome rap you just made. Your bro would be proud of that straight up fire you just spat. So proud. So proud. He'd be so proud he'd probably make you a huge cup of his rad-ass peanut butter smoothies. Man. He is SO cool. They should rename him to $broname The Fucking Awesome. But enough about your bro. You should be finding that piece of shit ladder! [[Check The Backyard For The Ladder]]

It's a beautiful day today. This would be the part where you would say "birds are singing" or something. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/backyard.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> But...there are no birds singing. There aren't any squirrels chattering, there aren't any birds singing, there are no cars driving by, there aren't any dogs barking in the background, there were no people next door talking, and it was dead silent. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/lookup.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Dead... silent. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/sky.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Dead. Silent. Not a single... sound... was heard. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cool%20sun%20bro.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> [[Check Your Dress For The Ladder]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/ladder-time-stop.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You check your...dress? Why would you...OH MY GOD! THERE IT IS! The ladder was in your dress the whole time! $broname must have snuck it in there while you were distracted!! That slippery bastard...how the hell did he even slip them into your dress while you weren't looking?! Your bro...you always knew he was a perv. He totally looked up your dress while you weren't looking! He must have used his time travel powers. That's the only explanation. But your bro promised you he wouldn't use those anymore! He must have lied to you. How evil. Your bro was always kind of a sicko. Like there's his weird obsession with dolls, his tendency to engage in 1v1 hand-to-hand combat with you, he eats COLD DORITOS, and on top of all that you think he might be into you...ew. [[Turn Around]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/eat%20it.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You pick up the humiliated, violated, crumpled up, stepped on note, and shove it into your mouth. It tastes like paper that has been humiliated, violated, crumpled up, and stepped on. But you know, for a note that has been humiliated, violated, crumpled up, and stepped on, it's not too bad tasting. But you can't bring yourself to swallow it. That would be like swallowing a piece of your bro. [[Swallow It Anyways]] [[Make A Choice->Crumple Up Note In Anger]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/EAT-IT-YOU-PUSSY.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You say "Fuck it." and then you swallow the note, taking in all those amazing nutrients that come from paper. Like...cellulose! And...uh...paper...stuff.........Yeah this is just a really fucking idiotic waste of time. [[Search For Ladder->Crumple Up Note In Anger]] [[Vomit Up The Note]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/vomit.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Um, ew! You force yourself vomit up the note, it's covered in whatever the hell you ate today. Why did you do this? [[Search For Ladder->Crumple Up Note In Anger]] [[Eat The Note Again]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/EAT-IT-YOU-PUSSY.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You devour the note again. It's taste is awful. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! [[Vomit It Again]] [[Search For The Ladder->Crumple Up Note In Anger]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/vomit.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You vomit up the note AGAIN. It doesn't even look like paper anymore. [[Stomp On The Note]] [[Ladder Search, Please->Crumple Up Note In Anger]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/stomp.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You throw it on the ground and stomp on it. It looks like a baby vomitted and then took a dump on it. [[Ladder Search, For Fuck's Sake->Crumple Up Note In Anger]] [[Eat The Note Again]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/DOLL-WHAT-THE-FUCK.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You suddenly get the urge to turn around. You don't know why, but you do. GAH! One of those creepy dolls is sitting in the window! Was that ALWAYS there?! Or did your bro put it there while you weren't looking?! Gah...those Little Miss No-Name dolls always creeped you the fuck out. This is most likely an attempt from your bro to fuck with you. This is starting to turn into a huge fucking annoying as shit game! But, you would not be beaten so easily! You should take a jab at your bro. You should screw with one of his dolls. It won't be much, but at least it'll be a big "fuck you" to your brother. What should you do? [[Attach A Litreal "Fuck You" To The Doll]] [[Cut Out The Doll's Eyes]] (if: $drpepper is "obtained")[[[Pour Dr Pepper All Over The Doll's Head->Pour Dr Pepper All Over The Doll's Head]]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/doll-fuck-you-litreal.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You get a sticky note from the kitchen, you write the words "fuck you" on it. You then proceed to attach the note to the doll's forehead. Ha! That should mess him up! A huge blow to his ego!! Wait...suddenly you notice there are two notes attached to the doll's head. But you swear you only needed one to fit "fuck you" onto. [[Read The Note On The Doll's Head]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/doll-cut-eyes.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You cut out the doll's eyes. HA! They should call her Little Miss No-Eyes now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh hey there's a note on the doll. [[Read The Note On The Doll->Eyes Cut Note]]

You take a swig of the delicious Dr. Pepper. You then realize why your bro hasn't downed this already. It's not cold yet. That must be why he left it in the fridge. Because he was...uh...un-heating it up? Is there a phrase for that? Chilling it down? Chilling it up? It wouldn't be freezeing it...uh...let's just go with chilling it down. Now as a respectable person would know, warm soda is UNDRINKABLE. And as another person would know, AN OPENED WARM SODA IS 100% UNDRINKABLE. So here's the dillema. You have opened this soda, which is undrinkable. But if you leave it in the fridge, it'll get watered down, and become undrinkable. To your knowledge there is no way to keep the drink carbonated. So what do you doooo?! [[Save The Drink For Future Use]] [[Pour It Down The Sink]]

You store the drink in your inventory. You don't really know how the fabeled inventory works. It must be magical or some shit. And that's normal because magic is real. Everyone knows that magic is real. It's been real for at least 10 years. Now then, you store it in your magical inventory. Because it might be useful later. -DR. PEPPER STORED IN INVENTORY- (set: $drpepper to ("obtained")) [[Check The Fridge]]

Okay, even if it's an undrinkable beverage...the mere thought of wasting such an amazing soda is obscene to you! You could not bring yourself to pour such a great beverage down the sink. [[Save The Drink For Future Use]] [[Force Yourself To Pour It Down The Sink]]

You grab your hand and start pushing it forward, trying to get yourself to pour it down. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO This is torture! You're torturing yourself! [[POUR IT DOWN]]

With one final push. The deed was done. The Dr. Pepper had been poured down the drain. Rest in peace, sweet angel. (set: $drpepper to ("poured")) [[Check The Fridge]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/fuck%20you%20zoom.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> (set: $dollnote to ("on")) [[==>->Bro You're Dumb]]

You knew that Dr. Pepper would be useful!! Take THAT bro! Oh hey, a note. [[Read The Note->Dr Pepper Note]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cut%20eyes%20note.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> [[==>->Bro You're Dumb]]

You will regret this. - Bro (set: $dollsoda to ("on")) [[==>->Bro You're Dumb]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/WHAT.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> AGH! Your bro's always one step ahead of you! Wait...AGH he just did this to mess with you! Because you aren't sure if he put the sticky note on it now or before! Did he stop time and then put it there or was it there the whole time and he just knew what you were going to do?! GOD DAMNIT. [[Go To The Attic Now]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/ascend.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> It's time. You're gonna go fuck your bro's shit up. He's gonna regret the day he was born. You're gonna fuck his shit up so much that he's gonna become your bitch. Yo. This is 10% luck. 20% skill. 15% concentrated power of will. 5% pleasure. 50% pain. And 100% reason to remember the name. That had absolutley nothing to do with your scenario. But it was cool anyways. You take a swig of celebratory water. It was so fresh. Fresher than the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Wait...can water be NOT fresh? Hmm... You walk to the garage, and place the ladder in a spot where it won't fall. You climb up, ascending to the forbidden room of your house, the attic. Bro is waiting. Waiting for a while. He's been waiting this whole time, for you to arrive. It's about time, time to dine, dine on the sweet taste, sweet taste of victory, victory against your bro, 'gainst your bro, your bro's got nothin' on you, you got everything on him, you got him nervous, nervous to get beat, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti, he's nervous, but on the surface he's calm and ready... Wait you're pretty sure half way into that you slipped into an Eminem rap. Oops. Ah fuck, you're wasting time by dropping stolen bombs. This fire you spat is not earned. You stomp on your celebratory muffin, you don't deserve it. [[Climb Up And Greet Bro.]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/bro-intro.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You enter the attic. Bro stands in front of you. His glare piercing you. But you pierce him back. The two of you exchange fiery glares, the two of you both know what's about to go down. This is gonna be rad as shit. Get ready, it's time for a duel. [[Set Him Ablaze]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/bro-intro.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You start your rap, you intend to finish him instantly. Yo. Bro. Get ready, I'mma bout to drop red hot fire, stand back, you might get burned, and I ain't jokin', i'm no liar. You time-stopping-doll-loving-incestous fuck, you better run cuz all you got is luck. Get outta the house, you lazy mouse. The only reason you stick around, is cuz you get aroused, by me. What's with that shit? It's kinda weird. Weirder than that time you grew a beard. And that was pretty weird. Like on a scale of normal to weird, it scores at least a triple fuckin' weird. Bam. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/micdrop.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You drop an invisible mic. You were hyped as shit, confident. There was no way your bro could counter that. [[Listen To Your Bro Counter That]]

Your bro takes a deep breath. And fires. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/bro-counter.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Kid. Listen. Telling me I'm weird, when the weird one here, is the one dissing the beard. What's up with you? Let's talk for a bit, bout the shit you did, just for a bit. (if: $dollsoda is "on")[ You pour Dr. Pepper on my doll.] (if: $dollnote is "on")[ You stick a litreal fuck you on my doll.] You get off by breaking fuckin' rubik's cubes on the wall. You must have a ball, breaking things that aren't ball-shaped. Fuck you. OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT WAS FIRE! THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN COUNTER THAT!!! <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flipout-rap.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Looks like there's only one thing to do... [[Engage In Hand To Hand Combat]]

(put: (prompt: "What's your name? If you don't care, click cancel.") into $name) (if: $name is "")[(set: $name to "Lynh")] (set: $gender to ("girl")) Your name is $name. Adjust your web-browser's zoom to fit this picture entirely. CTRL + to zoom in, CTRL - to zoom out. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/Logo.png" width="1234" height="720" alt="1"> Table Of Contents: PHASE 1 ----- Day 1 [[Phase 1 - Chapter 1 - Introduction Part 1->Story Start]] [[Phase 1 - Chapter 2 - Introduction Part 2->Checkpoint 1]] [[Phase 1 - Chapter 3 - Introduction Part 3->Checkpoint 2]] [[Phase 1 - Chapter 4 - Introduction Part 4->Checkpoint 3]] [[Phase 1 - Chapter 5 - Introduction Part 5->Checkpoint 4]] [[Phase 1 - Chapter 6 - Health Pack->Health P Part 1]] [[Phase 1 - Chapter 7 - 「HOT HEAD」 Part 1->HotHeadpart1]] Day 2 [[Phase 1 - Chapter 8 - Green-Eyed Blue-Skin->gebsnaming]] [[Phase 1 - Chapter 9 - Get Down->getdownnaming]] ---- PHASE 2 --- --- PHASE 3 --- --- PHASE 4 --- --- PHASE 5 --- ---

You point at your bro, you then point down, to be badass and to let him know he's going down. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/you-gonna-die.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> He giggles at your proposal. He informs you that you couldn't handle him for more than a minute. You sneer, claiming that you could totally handle him. Time stopping powers aren't shit. [[Reveal Your Stand]]

You pose in awesome pose. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/jojo-pose.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> So cool. Your bro is practically shaking in his fucking boots. Or at least in your mind he is. In reality he's not fucking budging. You do a super cool point like from that one anime. You then inform your bro of some super secret cool fighting ability you've obtained. He remains vigilant and unimpressed. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/yareyare.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> He laughs, informing you that it's probably immensely lame. Which he's right. It is. It's nothing. He also informs you that even if you had the most overpowered ability ever, it doesn't matter because he wouldn't give you a chance to use it. You make the typical anime "Kh!" sound. Your bro sees your weakness and is about to totally destroy your ass. But if you could just...do something! You could mayb- Suddenly you're in your room, tied down to your bed. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/time-stop-lol.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Oh. You got pranked. [[Attempt To Get Out Of Ropes]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/you%20struggke.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You struggle, but it's impossible to get out of your ropes just by struggling. You look around the room, how'd he do this? You even notice that your door is gone. Not like missing, but like, it looks like there was never a door to begin with. How'd he do that?!?!? Well, I guess when you can stop time itself, anything's possible. And this isn't like most lame people who can only stop time for like 5 seconds, not sure how that makes sense anyways. But your bro can stop time for litreally however long he wants. And he doesn't age when time is stopped. Like seriously nothing can kill him. This would foreshadow to the inevitable part of the story where your bro would die tragically in a plot twist no one is surprised by. Welp. Looks like you can't escape. Maybe you should swap points of view. [[Be Your Bro]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/bro%20kitchen.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> PHASE 1 - CHAPTER 2 - Introduction Part 2 You are now $broname. You just locked your sibling inside a box in the backyard. It was pretty cool. You can't believe how fucking cool it was. You are the king of the house. THE KING O' THE WORLD!!! More like king of Za Warudo. Because you stop time. It's so cool. Anyways, while you were busy entertaining your sibling, you got distracted from the more important matter at hand. The fact that your house is in the fucking sky. Like at least 500 meters in the sky! Your bro/sis doesn't know this, because you distracted them good. You should probably get on the ground. [[Do The Thing]]

You do the thing. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/time-stop-bro.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> That thing. Time is frozen. You like to think that you are at least 1000x more powerful than DIO himself. Even though DIO is a fictional character, you like to imagine, that if he were real, you would introduce his face to the pavement. Your time stop powers are incredible. No body can possibly kill you. When you're moving in frozen time, you're pretty much unkillable. The only possible way you could be killed is if someone could also stop time, who then stopped time within your stopped time and then ripped you out of stopped time and then killed you within his stopped time and made sure to sever your head cleanly off your body. But there's no way that would ever happen. There's no way that it's being foreshadowed to a later event in which you would die tragically in a plot twist that nobody gets surprised by. But you digress, you should be finding a way to the ground. [[Check The Fridge For Good Stuff]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/scoot.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You walk to the fridge, looking for the good stuff. Inside you see some stuff. The only thing worth noting, is the cold doritos inside the fridge, which your sibling may or may not have eaten. But you honestly don't care. You just like to entertain them. You press a button in the fridge. It opens the super secret awesome totally hidden super well compartment that you built into the fridge. It only took you about 2 years to properly build. But of course, that's 2 years of fake-time. Like, time within stopped time. Cuz like, time has it's own flow in the stopped time realm. Man, all this time shit confuses the fuck out of you. You wish there would be a simpler way to do this shit. Within the secret compartment, is your trusty non-time-locked time-hover-scooter. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT. You'll shorten the name of that object to "The N-T-L T-H-S". It's much easier to say than non-time-locked time-hover-scooter. Wait hold up, how the fuck did you fit a scooter in a fridge? The reader asks this to the writer. You answer this question with a smug answer. You inform the player that it also has the ability to shrink, and expand. It can be any size! So it's not weird for it to be hidden in a fridge. No wait, it's still really weird. Wow, I think we're getting too meta here. Maybe that's just me, you, him, idk. [[Grab Mini N-T-L T-H-S]]

It's not mini! It's just shrunk down for now! It'll get bigger! ... Hehe. You grab the N-T....the thing. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/scoot-expand.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> It expands. EXPANNND. IT EXPANDS. TO FEATURE LENGTH. <img src="http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/gfaqssb/images/8/8d/Feature_length.png/revision/latest?cb=20150207080752" width="420" height="420" alt="image1"> Donkey Kong is a kool monkey. SO KOOL. Yes, that's right, cool with a motherfuckin' K. KOOL. LIKE KING K. ROOL. Man you could tottally spit some fire about this shit. Yo. Huh-huh-huh-here we go! So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap Huh!! DK! Donkey Kong!! He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here! This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here! He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! Huh! Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy Huh! C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Ahh yeah!! (repeat) [[Stop This Fucking Garbage]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/scoot.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Garbage!?!?!?!?!?!?! How fucking dare you, player! That rap was composed completely non-ironically by the legendary Grant Kirkhope! You dare dis the Kirk?! Man, the nerve of some people. [[Stop Being $broname->Stop Being Bro]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/scoot-expand.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> You fail to stop controlling $broname. He's just too cool to not be controlled. So, anyways. You grab the scooter and expand it to be the size of a regular scooter, no fucking shit. [[Ride Around The House Like A Fucking Jack Off]] [[Descend.]]

WEE WOO. WEE WOO. SOUND THE FUCKING ALARMS, THE PLAYER DID SOMETHING STUPID. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/weeee.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You proceed to fly around the house, breaking some shit in frozen time. You'll probably fix it later within stopped time. Or leave it broken. Who gives a shit? Anyways. You should probably get down to the business. [[Descend.]]

You walk forward, triumphantly. Looking around, floating houses everywhere. Everyone in the neighborhood is floating. It's time to be the savior everyone needs. <iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7sKayxXUZIM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Grabbing your scooter. You descend using your thing. You hop on it, flying down to earth. There's flying rubble everywhere. You've got to stop whatever's causing this ruckus. As you descend, you see the sun, stuck in motion. It's always so awe-inspiring as you see it. The way it shimmers, completely stuck in time. The UV rays not even burning your eyes. Time itself preserves some of the most amazing things in life. You descend. Further. Further. Further. The clouds stuck in place, you pass through them. They don't seperate, but you pass through them anyways. You get closer to the ground. Almost there... This is happening. It's happening so hard right now. THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING. Sorry, you get super hype when you're about to do something cool. It's just kind of a reflex at this point. So much so that you can't not do it. You are almost on the ground. You see something on the ground...what is it? Or to be more accurate...what are they? [[Land.]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/underlings.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> You land on the ground You see stationary...things. They look like black demons, if you had to describe them. They were growing. There were at minimum 10,000 of them on the ground level just in your area. These things look threatning. They must be the ones holding your neighborhood in the air. You draw your trusty katana. Obviously. Who doesn't use a fucking katana? Of course, because you're so overpowered, you keep the sword sheathed 99.99999% of the time. In the small chance that you draw it, the battle is over in seconds. [[$broname: Notice The Strange Feeling of Dread Overhanging->brodread]]

Yes, you do feel a little bit of dread overhanging, you wonder what that feeling is... <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/deus-descend.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!!?!?! [[Behold.->introduceyram]]

A tall slender dark figure, standing about 6'4 approaches you. It looks to be a female. "GREETINGS PLAYER 2." The woman says. "How...the hell are you moving?" you ask. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/deus-descend.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> "I AM HOT HEAD. YOU ARE MY ENEMY. PREPARE YOUR FUCKING TINY LITTLE BODY FOR ABSOLUTE OBLITERATION." she said. Her accent is unlike anything you've ever heard. It's so alien. "Are you an alien?" you ask her. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/JJhAKMw.jpg" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> "I AM A SUPER BOSS." she replies. "Super boss?" "ENOUGH. THE GAME MASTER INTENDS ME TO KILL YOU. AS WELL AS EVERY OTHER PLAYER IN THIS WORLD." she said with great intimidation. "Heh, sorry pal. I can't allow that." you say, with a hint of badass. "IF YOU DON'T WANNA SUFFER GREAT PAIN AND SUFFERING THEN YOU WILL END YOUR LIFE FOR ME." "You don't scare me." you say. "YOU AMUSE ME." she chortles. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/fake-time-%202.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> You shrug. You open another layer of fake-time. Stopping time within time. You are now in fake-time+2. You've never had to use that ability. But now you do. You calmly walk over to her, clutching your sheathed katana. [[DECAPITATE!]]

You swing your sword down quickly against her ne- <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/faketime%203.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> [[Hot Head: Fake-Time+3]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/fake-time--%204-part1.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> YOU ARE NOW MARIE DEUS. YOU POKE A HOLE IN HIS PITIFUL FORM, ALLOWING YOU ACCESS TO FAKE-TIME+3. HIS STOPPING TIME POWER IS SIMPLY USED, AND VERY EASY TO REPLICATE. WOW THIS IS REALLY FUCKING COMPLICATED. SO LET'S GET THIS SHITTING FUCKING STRAIGHT. YOU ARE IN STOPPED TIME, WITHIN STOPPED TIME, WITHIN STOPPED TIME. HOLY SHIT ON A FUCKING POPSICLE, THAT IS SHITTING COMPLICATED. YOU APOLIGIZE TO THE READER FOR TALKING IN SUCH A VIOLENT WAY. BUT IT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK. WITH PURE UNADULTERATED VIOLENCE. YOU SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF VIOLENCE FLUENTLY. TO BE BLUNT, YOU ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF VIOLENCE. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/fake-time--%204-part2.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> YOU REACH FOR THE PUNY PATHETIC HUMAN'S WEAK STUBBY WACKING STICK. WACKING STICK IS THE WORD YOU USE FOR SWORD. YOU GRAB THE PATHETIC WACKING STICK AND PREPARE TO SEVER HIS HEAD FROM HIS FUCKING B- [[$broname: Fake-Time+4->bro: faketime4]]

You can't believe this. She can use higher layers of fake-time! No one has ever even gotten past fake-time+1! YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO GO INTO FAKE-TIME+4!!! This shit is so crazy, you might have a st- <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/fake-time--%204-part2.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> [[Hot Head: Fake-Time+12]]

YOU ARE QUITE IMPRESSED AT THIS HUMAN'S TIME ABILITIES. IT APPEARS THEY'RE MORE COMPLEX THAN YOU INTIALLY THOUGHT. IF THIS FUCKER WERE NOT A PLAYER YOU WOULD HAVE INSTANTLY FUCKING ENLISTED THIS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKER. IT IS A SHAME. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/fake-time-%20-6.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> YOU LOCK THE PITIFUL HUMAN UNDER 8 LAYERS OF FAKE-TIME. BREAKING THROUGH 8 LAYERS IS IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN BY YOU. WELL MAYBE NOT. ANYWAYS, IT WAS FUN, BUT NOW YOU MUST KILL THIS PLAYER. [[$broname: Fake-Time+29->brofaketime29]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/dedalmost.gif" width="646" height="646" alt="image1"> HOLY SHIT! You can't believe you managed to manuever around enough to escape 8 layers, but also managed to put hella more on her! This chick is tough! You've never even gotten an opponent close to this! But there's no way anyone but you could pull that off. You look for your sword. You wonder where it went? It's not in her hands so whe-... [[Look Down.]]

You slowly peer down to see your sword. Unsheathed. Sticking out of your stomach. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/ded.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> [[Look Back.]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/ded2.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> "YOU SIMPLE PIECE OF SHIT, NOT EVEN ABOVE A COCKROACH'S LIMP DICK" she taunts you. You cough up blood. "How...the fuck?!" you scream in agony. So this is what your own medicine tastes like... "I PLANNED EVERYTHING AROUND YOUR MOVEMENTS. YOU ARE SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE AND EASY TO COPY." she said. ... ... ... [[Hot Head: Fake-Time+30 Kill]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/okay-he-dead.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> YOU CHORTLE HYSTERICALLY. YOU SLOWLY CUT UP THE PITIFUL HUMAN'S BODY. USING HIS OWN WACKING STICK. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. SO FUCKING PITIFUL. PITIFUL PITIFUL PITIFUL PITIFUL PITIFUL PITIFUL! YOU SEVER THE SHITTY WASTE OF SPACE WITH THE WACKING STICK. YOU IMPALE HIS TINY HEAD ON THE WACKING STICK, AND THROW IT FAR LIKE A JAVELIN. [[$broname: GAME OVER->bro gameover]]

$broname has been killed. $broname has reached GAME OVER. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/gameover-bro.gif" width="1234" height="720" alt="image1"> [[Be $name->be player1]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/you%20struggke.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You are now back to being $name. You are still tied to your bed. You wonder if your bro will come and let you free and then lecture you. It seems really unlike your bro to leave you tied to something. You wonder if he's shielding you from something. Despite being a total ass, you think he really cares about you. And so you can respect him for that. [[Bro's Head: Convienietly Break Into $name's Fake Bedroom->Bro's Head: Convienietly Break Into Sibling's Fake Bedroom]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/wtfbro.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Your bro's head on a wacking stick comes flying through the wall and sticks on the floor. You take a bit to realize, but your bro's head...is on the sword. Bleeding. Bro is dead. "No fucking way." you said. [[Try Not To Cry]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/WHYYYYY.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You fail, you burst into tears. Realizing that this isn't a joke. He's really dead. Someone killed him. No, no one could kill your bro. SomeTHING killed him. And you can't handle that fact. [[Deal With It]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/theywillpay.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> After a while you get the ability to deal with it. But you're not going to forget this. Whatever killed your bro is going to pay. You will make them pay. Pay with blood. [[Free Yourself Using Bro's Sword.]]

You scoot close to the sword, and rub the chains on them. Unsurprisingly the chains break, freeing you. It's not shocking because bro's sword is one of the best in the universe. Of course he would be brought down by his own weapon. That's just the kind of guy he is. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/examining-sword.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You give your bro a bow. And in typical fashion in these scenarios, you take your bro's sword, and stash it away. Luckily the sheath is attached. Aw man, looks like you can't even get close to wielding this weapon. You need way higher stats. You need 40 ASH, 40 STR, 80 WIS, 99 DEX, and MAX(200) MDR. To put that into English words. 40 Asshole, 40 Strength, 80 Wisdom, 99 Dexterity, and MAX(200) Murderous Intent. However, wielding the sword sheathed only requires 40 STR, and 20 DEX. Sheathed Sword of Bro ---- Requirements: 40 STR, 20 DEX. Damage(DMG): 500 x (LVL) Fire Damage: 0 Water Damage: 0 Chaos Damage: 0 Divine Damage: 0 Lightning Damage: 0 Special Effects: None. ---- Man, that's gonna be pretty cool to wield later on. What's gonna be even cooler is wielding the unsheathed variation. Unsheathed Sword of Bro ---- Requirements: 40 ASH, 40 STR, 80 WIS, 99 DEX, MAX MDR Damage(DMG): 500,000 x (LVL) x (All Stats) x (The Age Of The User) x (The Amount of Witty Remarks Made[According To The User) x (Age Of The Sun) x (Kills Done With Sword) Fire Damage: 0 Water Damage: 0 Chaos Damage: 0 Divine Damage: 0 Lightning Damage: 0 Special Effects: None. ---- The difference in power though. It's fucking insane! But the unsheathed version has many things that could go wrong. Like if you make zero witty remarks, that negates all damage, because math. Due to the amount of witty remarks actually being a variable. So if you don't make any, the numbers get one of the variables to be zero. Negating all damage therefore. One other problem is due to one of the requirements targetting one of the fluctuating stats, Murderous Intent. You must have MAX(200) Murderous Intent in order to even use the blade. Which is hard to maintain. The perplexing part is how you use it when you start out, due to the kills also being a variable. Does it count kills with the sheathed version? Who knows. Chances are you won't be able to use the sword for a LONG time. Getting up to 40 STR is a feat in itself. [[Stick Sword Into Inventory]]

You stick the sword into your inventory. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/put-in-inventory.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Sword takes up 20 slots. Starter Inventory contains 200 slots. 5 slots are occupied by your main weapon, Rubber Chicken. 175/200 Slots Remaining. [[Examine Main Weapon, Rubber Chicken]]

Rubber Chicken ---- Requirements: SHM 0, STR 1 Damage(DMG): 1 Fire Damage: 0 Water Damage: 0 Chaos Damage: 0 Divine Damage: 0 Lightning Damage: 0 Special Effects: Very distracting to the enemy. Unbreakable. ---- What a piece of shit. At least it's cheap to use, and doesn't break. The requirments are 1 Strength and 0 Shame. Again, this weapon uses a fluctuating stat, Shame. As long as you have no shame you're fine! [[Examine Self]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/idle-room.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Are you crazy? You seriously want all the math on your character? [[Hell Yes.]] [[Not Really.]]

Alright. Math nerd. $name ---- LVL: 1 RANK: Scrub HP: 100/100 MP: ---/--- SP: 100/100 EXP: 001/100 STYLE: Rubber Chicken KILLS: 1 STR: 1 VIT: 1 END: 1 DEX: 1 WIS: 1 INT: 1 RST: 0 ASH: 10 FTH: 0 SHM: 0 TMP: 37°C MDR: 150 --- This is your character profile. It has all your stats. LVL is Level. This is what level you are. There is no MAX level. RANK is Rank. This shows what Rank of UBS you are. UBS stands for Unquantifiable Bull Shit. HP is Health Points. If this reaches 0, you die. MP is Mana Points. This is how you use magic. You don't use magic though. So this doesn't apply to you. SP is Stamina Points. This is your stamina. Duh. EXP is Experience Points. Get a bunch of these and you level up. STYLE is your fighting style, this is not the same forever, it can be changed. This defines what weapons you use. KILLS is how many living things you have killed. You killed a fly once. For some reason it counted and you got an EXP for it. Just one. STR is Strength, often increases DMG, and ability to lift things. VIT is Vitality, increases MAX HP. END is Endurance, increases MAX SP. DEX is Dexterity, increases accuracy. WIS is Wisdom, increases deduction, and logic. INT is Intelligence, increases MAX MP. Unless you don't use magic. In which case, this is pointless. RST is Resistance, it allows you to resist things, duh. ASH is Asshole, it quantifies how much of a douche you are. This is a fluctuating stat. FTH is Faith, this shows your faith in religion and stuff. Dunno what this fucking does. SHM is Shame, the higher it is, the more likely you are to get debuffs and stuff. This is a fluctuating stat. TMP is your Body Temperture, this one's pretty self explanatory. And obviously, it's a fluctuating stat. MDR is your Murderous Intent, the higher it is, the less likely you are to hold back. Fluctuating stat. WOW, LOT'S OF MATH AND STATS AND STUFF. [[Stop Messing With Menus]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/idle-room.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You decide that it's probably not the best use of your time to check pointless stats that are probably only going to be used for gags anyways. [[Stop Messing With Menus]]

PHASE 1 - CHAPTER 3 - Introduction Part 3 <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/idle-room.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You decide that it would be a good idea to get a move on. You stand up, and look around. You notice a hole in the wall and see that you're in your backyard. How is this even possible? Hm, maybe your bro built a fake room around you. Too keep you in. But why? Why would he need to keep you in like that? Usually he doesn't need to tie you down. It's most likely because of whatever killed him. [[Step Through Hole In Wall]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/backyard-again.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You step through the hole. You're now in your backyard. The sky has turned red. What the fuck. Was it like that whole time?! Seriously, you are not very aware today. You imagine it probably was red from the beginning but you didn't notice because you we're too busy being a FUCKING JACKASS. [[Suddenly Get Attacked]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/backyard-again.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You suddenly get a feeling that you're about to get attacked. But that's crazy talk. You'd never get attacked. Ever. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-appears!.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Suddenly some sort of zombie-like creature attacks you! He starts speaking to you! "RUAGBUHUHRUJBWSEIFOFJNJESKP" Okay, um. More like rambling to you. Why the hell is there a zombie on your lawn!?! Oh! The song! There's a zombie on your lawn There's a zombie on your lawn There's a zombie on your lawn We don't want zombies on the lawn. I know your type: tall, dark, and dead You want to bite all the petals off- [[Quickly Stop Thinking About Song Lyrics And FIGHT!]]

Zombie ---- LVL: 1 RANK: Super High School Level First Enemy STYLE: Hand To Hand HP: 50/50 ---- <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-battle-panel-one.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Aw man you gotta fight this guy with a rubber chicken! This is gonna suck! [[FIGHT!]]

(set: $HP to (100)) (set: $ZombieHP to (50)) $name: $HP/100 Zombie: $ZombieHP/50 The Zombie get's first strike! <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-battle-panel-one.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> The Zombie flings itself towards you, flicking it's drool everywhere! [[Block->zombieblock1]] [[Dodge->zombiedodge1]] [[Counter->zombiecounter1]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-battle-panel-one-block.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You block with your rubber chicken! Unfourtnatley it's a FUCKING RUBBER CHICKEN. SO YOU OBVIOUSLY TAKE DAMAGE. 10 Damage. (set: $HP to $HP - (10)) $name: $HP/100 HP. Zombie: $ZombieHP/50 HP. [[Your Turn->zombieplayerturn1]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-battle-panel-one-dodge.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You take a step out of the way! You succeed in dodging! 0 Damage! $name: $HP/100 HP. Zombie: $ZombieHP/50 HP. (set: $HP to (100)) [[Your Turn->zombieplayerturn1]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-battle-panel-one-parry.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You attempt to parry and then riposte. You fail. Git gud. 10 Damage. (set: $HP to $HP - (10)) $name: $HP/100 HP. Zombie: $ZombieHP/50 HP. [[Your Turn->zombieplayerturn1]]

$name: $HP/100 Zombie: $ZombieHP/50 It's your turn. What do you do?! <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-battle-panel-one.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> [[Whack The Zombie]] [[Present Your Body To The Zombie]] [[Punch Zombie In Face]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombiebattle-panel-two-whack.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You whack the zombie on the head with your rubber chicken!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Damage. $name: $HP/100 (set: $ZombieHP to $ZombieHP - (1)) Zombie: $ZombieHP/100 [[Zombie's Turn->zombieturn2]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-battle-panel-two-dab.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You give the zombie a sexy pose...er...sexy? It's you attempting to seduce it so you can snap it's neck! Unfourtnatley, the zombie is immune! It has this immunity because it doesn't date faggots. $name: $HP/100 Zombie: 50/50 (set: $ZombieHP to (50)) [[Zombie's Turn->zombieturn2]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-battle-panel-two-punch.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You assume that your fists my have a bigger strength stat than your rubber chicken. You walk up to the zombie and PUNCH it in the face. Unfourtnatley you have never been in a fight. Well, a REAL fight. Your bro would never fight you in a REAL fight. Well anyways. Due to this being a REAL fight. Your fist's attack level is equal to your strength. Which is 1. Zombie DEF: 0 Your ATK: 1 1 Damage! $name: $HP/100 (set: $ZombieHP to $ZombieHP - (1)) Zombie: $ZombieHP/100 [[Zombie's Turn->zombieturn2]]

(put: (prompt: "What's your bro's name? If you don't care, click cancel.") into $broname) (if: $broname is "")[(set: $broname to "Broseph")] Bro's name is $broname. [[Back To Gameplay->Be Your Bro]]

(put: (prompt: "What's your bro's name? If you don't care click cancel.") into $broname) (if: $broname is "")[(set: $broname to "Broseph")] Bro's name is $broname. [[Back To Gameplay->Stop Messing With Menus]]

(set: $ZombieHP to $ZombieHP - (10)) $name: $HP/100 Zombie: $ZombieHP/50 <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-battle-panel-three.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> The zombie trips! It hurts itself by landing on the ground with it's face. Zombie takes 10 damage. What do you do in return? [[Step On His Head]]

(set: $ZombieHP to (0)) $name: $HP/100 Zombie: $ZombieHP/50 <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-finisher.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You stomp on the zombie's head. It's like it's made of paper mache. His head easily bursts. Covering your shoe in blood. Victory! You have won the battle! Good job! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Kay, enough of that. [[$name: Level Up->Level Up]]

$name levels up! You are now Level 2! $name ---- LVL: 2 RANK: Scrub HP: 120/120 [+20] MP: ---/--- SP: 100/100 EXP: 20/200 KILLS: 2 [+1] STR: 2 [+1] VIT: 2 [+1] END: 2 [+1] DEX: 1 WIS: 1 INT: 1 RST: 0 ASH: 11 [+1] FTH: 0 SHM: 0 TMP: 36.54268°C [-0.45731] MDR: 100 [-50] --- [[Collect The Spoils]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/zombie-battle-aftermath.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> The zombie dropped 10 Flinglefucks. Sweetness! You're rich! Well, not really. That's enough to buy you about 5 Chocolate Bingle Bangles. Your F$: 10F$ (set: $Money to - (10)) [[Make It Rain]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/makeitrain.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You make it rain by throwing Flinglefucks everywhere! Now you're living the life!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! The wind blows your Flinglefucks away. You have no Flinglefucks. (set: $Money to - (0)) [[Cry]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/fuck-you-lol-you-fucking-idiot.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> We don't have fucking time for that okay? Jeez, we already cried earlier. What are you, a cry baby? You suddenly realize again that the sky is red. The fuck. I mean, a sky being red is pretty weird. Like, it's not that average. Defintley not something you see everyday. [[==>->RedSky]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/look-at-red-sky.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Like, okay, maybe red skies are normal. Like, when the sun sets, that's when the sky is techincally red. Or is it pink? Or orange? What the fuck colour is the sky during twilight anyways!? Well you at least know that the sky in the day is blue. [[==>->RedSky2]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/look-at-red-sky.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> OR IS IT INDIGO?! OR BABY BLUE?! OR FUCKING NOT EVEN BLUE AT ALL?! WHAT IF IT'S CERULEAN?! OR TURQUOISE?! OR WHAT?! ON TOP OF THAT THE NIGHT SKY... WHAT THE FUCK COLOUR IS THAT?! BLUE? DARK BLUE?! BLACK?! PURPLE?! WHAT THE FUCK [[Realize That This Is Stupid]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/look-at-red-sky.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Oh yeah. This is stupid. My bad, er...your bad...er...our bad..er..what the fuck. Well, now we're not stupid, so that's good. Well, you're still pretty stupid. I mean, who even likes that plants vs zombies song? Like wtf? [[Stop Being Stupid]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/look-at-red-sky.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Yeaaaaaaah....that ain't happening. You're like the king of being stupid. Like, your brother even took the time to make you a trophy, for being stupid. Made of fucking pure platnium. Where does he get this shit?! Well, when you've got all the time in the world at your disposal, anything is possible. Hey, that reminds you! Maybe if you tried hard enough, you could also learn to stop time! [[Attempt.]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/attempt-time-stop.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You attempt to stop time, but it doesn't work. How does one stop time anyways? Do you like think about it and then you do it? Do you gotta do a sort of thing? Do you gotta yell something like, "ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!" or something? It's gonna be hard, learning to stop time. Since your bro had to learn it from a really cool time-master. Who lives on the top of a mountain. But that guy's hard to find, so you might need to learn from your bro direct- oh wait. Nevermind. [[Stop Wasting Time]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/how-dare-you.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Wasting time?! How dare you insinuate that I'm wasting time! I'm making sure your time is very well spent! Yeah. Well spent. ... [[Be Another Guy]]

PHASE 1 - CHAPTER 4 - Introduction Part 4 <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/roboro-intro.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> OKAY. Now you're some other guy. What's his name? [[Other Guy: Enter Name]]

(put: (prompt: "What's this fucker's name? Or, if you don't care then just click the saucy cancel button.") into $p2name) (if: $p2name is "")[(set: $p2name to "Roboro")] <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/roboro-intro.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> This guy, is a pretty neat guy. His name is $p2name. $p2name is a super cool guy who programs robots. Robots are sick as fuck. And you aren't gonna let anyone say otherwise. You like various video games, and anime. You seem to program a lot of robotic girls. NOT FOR THE REASONS ONE WOULD THINK. Of course, it's for...uh..."Research" purposes. Anyways, robots, awesome. As you can see, there are a bunch of robots you made on the floor. Those didn't work though, they're scrap. The one robot that you hate, but are also the most proud of, is your kick-ass training robot. You programmed him to be a copy of you. To have your exact skills and strats. He is bassiacly you. He follows you around, occasionaly looking for a time to strike! Luckily you programmed it so it wouldn't actually kill you. But it will defintley be a great way to build your stats. To make sure you are the fucking strong. [[Check This Cool Dude's Stats]]

(put: (prompt: "What's your bro's name? If you don't care, click cancel.") into $broname) (if: $broname is "")[(set: $broname to "Broseph")] [[Resume->Be Another Guy]]

$p2name ---- LVL: 25 RANK: Mathematical Equivalant To A Flaming Hot Cheeto HP: 1000/1000 MP: ---/--- SP: 200/200 EXP: 350/25000 STYLE: Hammer + Hand To Hand KILLS: 246 F$: 2500 STR: 32 VIT: 25 END: 33 DEX: 15 WIS: 22 INT: 10 RST: 0 ASH: 50 FTH: -666 SHM: 0 TMP: 39°C MDR: 0 --- Weapons: Hamma Bamma and Flare. Type: Hammer ---- Requirements: STR 20, INT 10 Damage(DMG): 50 Fire Damage: 2 x (DMG) Water Damage: 0 Chaos Damage: 0 Divine Damage: 0 Lightning Damage: 0 Special Effects: Can sometimes inflict the "Burn" status effect. ---- Man, you are so cool. You dunno if you can even handle yourself! So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. SHUT THE FUCK UP. [[Who Gives A Shit About Stats Anyways]]

I do! I care a whole lot about stats! You get to see such cool jokes about stats! And build character through their stats! So cool. Man, your stats are cool. [[Quit It]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/robro-phone.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Well fine, if that's how you wanna be! You notice your phone go off, well shit man, guess you better answer it. [[Respond To $name->Respond To Player1]]

FuckDolls has begun to bother the shit out of you. FuckDolls: DOOD, FUCKING BRO RobotLover2666: How may I help you, mah brutha from anotha motha? Or should I say, sista from anotha...uh. God damnit why do you gotta be female. Wat you need? FuckDolls: Bro is fucking dead, the sky turned red, and a zombie tried to nom my head. FuckDolls: hey that rhymes RobotLover2666: Hey that sounds pretty fucked up, you chill? FuckDolls: I AM THE OPPOSITE OF CHILL I ALMOST GOT MURDERED RobotLover2666: That's no good mah man FuckDolls: look outside FuckDolls: is the sky fucking red?! RobotLover2666: na man it's the opposite of red RobotLover2666: purple RobotLover2666: You sure you not on some wack drug or some shit? FuckDolls: i already told you i dont do drugs RobotLover2666: You also told me you liked dolls. FuckDolls: what, no i didnt RobotLover2666: one sec RobotLover2666: "dood not even, i fucking love dolls. they're my fucking all time favourite. like if i could fuck a doll, i'd do it." FuckDolls: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC RobotLover2666: Ohhhh, I see. I still dun get this sarcasm thing. It's really confusing. FuckDolls: wait hold on FuckDolls: did you say the sky was purple RobotLover2666: Yeah, what of it? FuckDolls: purple is not the opposite of red you collolasl fuck RobotLover2666: Colossal. Also, what? It's not? FuckDolls: NO RobotLover2666: Mmmm, na i'm pretty sure it is. FuckDolls: oh my god FuckDolls: I'm going to go explore this massive red-skyed place FuckDolls: Try not to do anything weird RobotLover2666: No prob, my man FuckDolls has stopped bothering the shit out of you. [[$p2name: Compliment Robot Girlfriend->Player2: Compliment Robot Girlfriend]]

You walk over to your work in progress robot girlfriend. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/compliment-rgf.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> "My dear, your robotic body is just glimmering in beauty today! I'd love to give you some of my...oil...if you know what I mean..." you smirk at her. She is silent. "Soon you will be complete, my lovely!" you giggle. [[Okay, That's Really Weird]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/who-are-you-to-judge.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it? Write a letter complaining about the fornication of robots? Are you going to write an article about how robot loving is immoral? Are you going to make a big deal and blog about robot loving? How is robot loving bad? You're just loving your creations! It's like loving your children, only uh, a little bit more close. [[Punch Yourself In The Face]]

It is suggested that you punch yourself in the face. Of course, since you are an obedient little puppet, you do as you're told! <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/punch-self-in-face.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You take your fist and give yourself a hard whack to the face. You take 10 damage. $p2name: 990/1000 Well that was stupid. Now you took damage! What do you have to say for yourself? Stoopid. Now then, let's do something productive. [[Yell Loudly And Roll On Floor]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/roll-on-floor.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You scream at the top of your lungs, and lower yourself to the floor. You roll around over and over and over again. You proceed to do this for 45 minutes. How productive! [[Eat The Carpet For Lunch, Dinner, and Dessert]]

Alright. The joke for this segment is that $p2name will litreally do whatever you tell him to do. But HE HAS LIMITS. Like seriously, nobody is gonna eat carpet for lunch, dinner, and dessert! That's complete foolishness! You'd have to be a complete idiot to- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/eat-carpet.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You proceed to rip off pieces of the carpet and devour them whole. Wow. You. Are. Crazy. Seriously man, what the shit? Who eats carpet?! UGH. Player needs to stop giving the characters weird directions. Pretty soon you'd do something crazy like tell them to kill themselves! And as funny as it would be to make a button prompt for that, no. Suicide ain't funny, kids. We're not gonna make that joke. [[Leave Your Room]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/bricked.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You leave the room! Na. Wait. Great. The door is filled to the brim with "SIGNATURE KEY-ACTIVATED BRICKS". In order to get rid of these immovable bricks, you must find a key that corresponds to the colour of the bricks. These are red. So you need to find a red key. This is most likely the result of your robot twin brother. Whom you made. You refer to it as the "Face-Off 6660." But that's just a model number. That's not a random number, it has been destroyed exactly 6660 times. Next time you see the fucker you're going to make his model number 6661! What'd you name him again? [[Enter Face-Off's Name]]

(put: (prompt: "What shall you call Face-Off?") into $roboname) <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/bricked.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> It's name is $roboname! Such a great name. You think it's an amazing name. So amazing, you need to brag about it! You yell at the top of your lungs. MY ROBOT'S NAME IS $roboname!! Well that was quite productive. Honestly, if you had to put it on a scale, it'd be 10/10 productivity. 100/100. 8/8. 2/2. 7/7. Yeah, it's great. Mm. [[Look For Red Key]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/bricked.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> It is time for you to look for that darn key! Where would be a good place to start? [[Your Desk]]

<img src= "http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/oh-hey.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Oh, hey. <img src= "http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/there's-the-key.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> There it is. [[Unlock The Door]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/desk.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You walk over to your messy desk. It is littered with old SNES games and old SMS games. You have a fairly large collection of interests. This includes drinking, retro video games, robots, manga, and novelty drink coasters. Of course, you can only tell that all that stuff is there when you view it up close. On your desk are, as previously mentioned, SNES games, and SMS games. That's, Super Nintendo Entertainment System games, and Sega Master System games(or Sega Genesis). In addition, there are various robot parts, an empty beer bottle, resting on your favourite coaster, a copy of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. You love seeing people cringe as they walk into your room after they see your drink resting on a mint-condition copy of MGS3. It's hilarious. Then again, it's pretty cruel to use such highly regarded games as coasters. Not that you care though, you only care about retro games. The ones on cartridges that won't break if you cave someone's skull in with them. Currently residing on the copy of Metal Gear Solid 3, is a beer. You love beer, you're almost always intoxicated, since your brain doesn't function properly without the influence of alchohol. Or at least that's what you believe. Whenever you're sober you seem to not think straight. It's weird, but whatever, it's not like alchohol is BAD for you or anything. Novelty drink coasters are pretty great. They're by far your favourite thing. Yeah, like favourite thing in all the things. Even more so than beer. You've got various different coasters, ranging from anime-themed to video game-themed. Your favourite coaster is probably the one with XJ-9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot's face on it. N-not because you like robots or anything. You just particularly like that character. She has many great features! Like uh...being...made of metal...and uh. You know what, the key isn't here! [[Under Your Pillow]]

<img src= "http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/look-inside-me-yus.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Now you're just being foul. If you had a girlfriend and needed to find something would you stick your hand inside her?! No, I don't think so! Man, they think they know you just cuz they played as you for a bit. They don't know you at all! They don't know what it's like, being a robosexual, you're so opressed, people are all like that. They assume shit, and it's really shitty. SHIT. Anyways. You've checked nearly every obvious location, you'll probably have to start looking in really silly locations. Unless the player has any other suggestions of humourous locations that could make a joke? [[Check The Window]]

<img src= "http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/check-pillow.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Usually you would check under the carpets for these things, as an astonishing amount of useful crap ends up under there. Once you found a DVD of Cowboy Bebop under there, once you found a hammer under there, once you even found an entire box of seasame seeds! So much useful things! Actually I think probably only one of those things was actually useful in a broad sense. Anything can be useful though. Like seasame seeds. If you wanna feed some stuff to an animal you use...seasame seeds I guess? But anyways, you cannot check under the carpet, because you ate it! For breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, and the following breakfast! So if it was there, you would have seen it. [[Check Inside Robot Girlfriend]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/check-pillow.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> This is your limited edition Medabots body pillow. You like to imagine that you give the character daily...tune ups. Man, robots are so cool. You'd make yourself into a robot if you knew how! One day. One day you will. And you'll be awesome! You'll need someone who can fix you if you break. Or you could just make yourself unbreakable... What was it you were doing again? Oh right, red key. You check under the body pillow, and what do you know! There it is, in plain sight! Nothing! Good job, you have succesfully obtained...nothing! You stash the "Nothing" in your inventory. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/CHECK-INVENTORY.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You have an expanded module of your inventory, it can accomdate over 1000 spaces! It's quite spacious. You're not sure why you even made your inventory this big anyways, it's not like you ever use your inventory. You barely have anything in it! Inside your inventory you have... A Copy of Metal Gear Solid 4 (1 Spaces) 12 Jelly Beans, All Orange Flavoured (0.1 Spaces per bean) Honeycomb Hammer (5 Spaces) Hamma, Bamma, & Flare (5 SpaceS) Starter Hammer (5 Spaces) All together that takes up about 17.2 spaces. 982.8/1000 Spaces Remaining. [[Examine Various Hammers]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/CHECK-INVENTORY.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You have about 3 hammers in your inventory. Hamma, Bamma, & Flare is your current equipped weapon. You already examined that hammer, and don't need to do it again. You feel like it would be a cool idea to read the stats of each hammer, but that feels like a waste of time. Besides, we haven't got all day. We're mature people with serious schedules. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/put-menu-away-omg.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Suddenly you recieve an instant message from one of your other BFFs. Respond to it? Just kidding, you don't get to choose. [[Respond To Your BFF]]

Happy has begun to bother the shit out of you. Happy: HEYYYYYYAAAAAAA Happy: What is up my brooooo?~ ^_^ RobotLover2666: Nothin' muchhhh! Happy: Sooooo. How's The Game going for you? RobotLover2666: The Game? Like with both "The" and "Game" starting with capital letters? Happy: You know it, brody bro! RobotLover2666: Have you told me about this game yet? Happy: Nope-a-rissimo! But anyways, what's up with you? RobotLover2666: Oh come on you can't just mention something with a very important sounding name and then just forget about it! Happy: Nyeh! ^o^ RobotLover2666: Well currently I'm looking for a red key, to unlock the "SIGNATURE KEY-ACTIVATED BRICKS" that are blocking my room. $roboname has locked me in my room again. Happy: That darn robot! You ought to teach it a lesson! RobotLover2666: On top of that, $name is having trouble with various things. Happy: Does it have to do with The Game? RobotLover2666: I would tell you if I knew what that was. Happy: Nyeh nyeh! ^<^ RobotLover2666: She's apparantley dealing with the sky turning red and like having her bro die. Happy: Oh noes! Her brother died? D: RobotLover2666: Yeah, it totally blows. Happy: Nobody could kill $broname though! Nobody, unless they we're from The Game! RobotLover2666: Okay I think it is pretty important for you to tell me bout this game thing, okay girl? Happy: ヾ(*ΦωΦ)ﾉ RobotLover2666: Man, you always getting all kawaii desu on me. Happy: Only the most kawaii desu! Yuiitsu no sorera subete no mottomo kawaīdesu! RobotLover2666: I don't know what that said Happy: (^・ω・^) RobotLover2666: Cats... Happy: Well, what I can tell you right now about The Game, is that I am very far in it! You are only moderatly progressed through it. $name is very early in the game. But she has the ability to become the strongest of all of us! She won't become the strongest in the whole universe of The Game though, not alone. RobotLover2666: Okay, that was really vague and cryptic and shit. Why do you do that sometimes? Happy: ヽ༼⊙_⊙༽ﾉ Happy has stopped bothering the shit out of you. [[Check Under The Carpet For The Key->Under The Carpet]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/bricked.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> But you're NOT unlocking a door, you're unlocking "SIGNATURE KEY-ACTIVATED BRICKS" that we're place here by your Face-Off! Darn that $roboname... he makes you so maaaaaad! But anyways. The neat thing about these bricks is that if one brick of one colour is unlocked, every single other brick of the same colour is instantly unlocked as long as it is in the universe. You suppose that if a brick is outside the universe, then MAYBE it would not affect it, but that doesn't ever happen. So it's best not to think about it. Anyways, you slide the key into one of the bricks. The rest of unlock. Finally you can leave your room! That was a real pain. You should seriously get moving, you have some really fucking important shit to do. And you would know, since you are the master of doing important-ass shit. [[Get Bothered By Happy Again]]

Happy has begun to bother the shit out of you. Happy: Oh I almost forgot to ask! How is $name doing right now? Happy: Still sexy asf I imagine. RobotLover2666: Well she told me just now that she was attacked by a thing. Happy: Oh, that's probably just the tutorial enemy that you encounter when you're LVL1. RobotLover2666: LVL1? Happy: Okay, so here, you're like... Happy: I'm gonna say LVL25. Happy: Am I right? RobotLover2666: I dunno, Hap. I dunno wat you even talking about. Happy: I'm at least LVL90. And $broname was definetley LVL78,000. Happy: Did you ever fight an enemy that just felt like you were randomly being taught the basics of something? RobotLover2666: You keep talking like we're all playing a game or something! Happy: Well that's the thing, $p2name. Happy: We ARE playing a game. Happy: We're playing THE game. Happy: "The Game". Happy: You don't remember, cuz you are very forgetful. RobotLover2666: Wat Happy: But The Game prevents me from telling you too much! Happy: Bottom line is this: Happy: $name wasn't in any REAL danger. She would only be in real danger if she did something stupid. Happy: Which she's...sort of prone to doing. RobotLover2666: You're pretty prone to that too. Happy: Am not! ouo RobotLover2666: Are too! o^o Happy: Aaaaaaam not! >u< RobotLover2666: Areeeee tooo! >^< Happy: Nyeeeehhhhh! o<o RobotLover2666: o<o Happy: O<O RobotLover2666: .<. Happy: ouo RobotLover2666: Anyways, I gotta go. I have to do something really important! Probably. Why don't you go bother $name for now? Happy: Will do! Happy has stopped bothering the shit out of you. [[Face Off with Face-Off]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/bricked.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Hehehe, what a great pun! You think it is very high qual- WOAH WHAT [[PSYCHE, PLAY AS THE OTHER PERSON]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/backyard-again.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You are back to playing as $name. You got psyched out! Oh shiz! Get pranked. [[Examine Surroundings]]

PHASE 1 - CHAPTER 5 - Introduction Part 5 <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/backyard-again.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You look up, down, around, and forward. The sky is red, as previously mentioned. And...houses are in the sky. What. The. Fuuuuck? This is like something out of a weird video game. What the hell is going on here?! Suddenly you are bothered by a girl who we don't need to re-establish. You pull out your (*INSERT PRODUCT PLACEMENT HERE*) to respond to her. [[Reply To Happy]]

Happy has begun to bother the shit out of you. Happy: Heyyyya babe~ FuckDolls: what Happy: Whoops! Typo! I meant to type...uh...baboon! You know, cuz that's like your favourite animal! You know... FuckDolls: My favorite animal is a hawk. Happy: Ehehehe. Well then. I must be wrong! FuckDolls: What's up Happy? You got some super cryptic advice to give me? Cuz I could REALLY use that right now. Happy: Actually, as a matter of fact! I do have some cryptic advice! What a coincidence! FuckDolls: I was being sarcastic, Happy. Happy: Oh. Happy: Well I gotta tell you anyways! One of the "Super Bosses" says I gotta! FuckDolls: One of the WHAT? Happy: Okay, so there's this thing called "The Game" and you're part of it! FuckDolls: I not part of any bullshit game kay? Happy: Oh but you are! You became part of "The Game" earlier today! FuckDolls: What game Happy: "The Game" FuckDolls: Okay, what is the game Happy: "The Game" FuckDolls: OKAY WHAT IS "The Game" Happy: I'm not allowed to say!!~ FuckDolls: fuck off Happy: So rude! But that's what I like about you, you don't deal with all that political correctness! You don't let anybody tell you what to do! It's so hot... FuckDolls: what Happy: It's so not FuckDolls: So not what? Happy: So not...standard! FuckDolls: Happy are you trying to hit on me Happy: What? Not at all! Happy: I mean, Happy: Maybe. If it's working! FuckDolls: Happy you're really really... Happy: Really what? FuckDolls: Nevermind Happy: Okay! Onto cryptic shizzle! Happy: Following in your brother's footsteps is required in this game. We're all participants in "The Game" hosted by "The Gamemaster". Right now, you're currently unequipped to fight the first "Uber Boss". Without killing the "Uber Boss" of your world, you can't progress. FuckDolls: what the fuck are you talking about Happy: It's really complicated! Trying to give you important details without all the complicated bits? You know? FuckDolls: Ugh, you're confusing me, Happy. Happy: Mmm, okay I'm not supposed to fully explain stuff, but I'm gonna do it anyways! Happy: I'm gonna summarize. Happy: A while back, a few of us got transported to this thing called "The Game" which is what it sounds like! A game. We've had our world transformed into a giant virtual reality video game! But like the catch is, it's not exactly...virtual. It's real! Happy: The world is just a giant playing board for "The Gamemaster" and the "Uber Bosses". FuckDolls: Well FuckDolls: that explains the red sky thing Happy: Well you took that better than most. FuckDolls: I've been through a lot today. Happy: Anyways, the objective of the game is to ascend your LVL to as high as possible! You need to gain strength to defeat all the bosses, and then this will allow you to beat the "Uber Bosses" which will clear your area! Soon we'll all clear our areas and join up in the first "Uber Area". Happy: Right now you're like... LVL1 right? FuckDolls: LVL2. Happy: Ah okay. FuckDolls: Wait, why do I know what that is Happy: That's a symptom of being in "The Game". You subconciously become aware of game mechanics. Examples: LVLs, Stats, managing your inventory, the combat system. Many other things. FuckDolls: Alright Happy: Are you getting all this stuff? FuckDolls: I think so, bassiacly Sword Art Online. Happy: What?! No! Not Sword Art Online! This is nothing like that! This is much more serious! Muuuuuch! The whole fate of the universe relies on this! Don't go comparing it to stupid anime like Sword Art Online! Happy: Unlike Sword Art Online, there are stakes here! Happy: Look. Let me put it like this. Happy: **Everything that might go wrong, will.** Happy has stopped bothering the shit out of you. [[what]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/what-cg.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> what [[Meanwhile...]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg1.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg2.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg3.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg4.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg5.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg6.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg7.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> [[$p2name: Leave Room-> Player2: Leave Room]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/enter-spacious-room.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You are now $p2name again. How amazing. It is truly amazing. Why, if it was any more amazing, you'd probably recieve a medal for it. Anyways. You leave you room, finally. And to your disappointment, there is no cool fight scene with that uber cool robot that you've caught a glimpse of yet. You wonder where he ran off to? Oh man, you wish he'd be here so you could give him a good thrashing! You'll thrash it so hard, it'll be...you know I'm out of puns right now. I'll come up with one later. Anyways, we should really stick to this perspective, it gets hard to pace things when you're stopping and swapping all the time. Choose one and stick with it! [[Examine Giant Spacious Room]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/examine-spacious-room.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Looking around, you notice the room, it's huge! It would be an ideal place for a battle with Face-Off. Lots of places to beat it around. Then again...it also provides a huge advantage for Face-Off, seeing as he can FLY. So that might cause some minor problems during the battle. Perhaps you should proceed into the next room? Due to the nature of your house, you aren't entirely sure what kind of room the next one is. There is many blocks and platforms to stand on, so you might use those to your advantage. Chances are the robo-bugger set this up for a battle later. But he's not ready yet. Your house is randomly generated. It's been designed by your clone, he modified your house to make it randomly generated. This is quite annoying, since the random generation sometimes puts you in PERIL. So this time you hope to use the random generation to your advantage. Face-Off is most likely leaving it to a game of luck. Which should be very entertaining. [[Enter Suspicious Looking Room]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/enter-2nd-room.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> At the end of the room, you can see a very suspicious looking door. You can't really explain why it's suspicious...it just is! You decide that it would be a good idea to investigate this suspicious looking door. GOD DAMNIT IT, FACE-OFF. <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/Mastodon%20appearance.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You find yourself face to face with a Space-Time Mastodon. Level 29. You may have a problem on your hands. You also however, need to reply to whoever the heck is messaging you right now. It's probably Happy. And, to no surprise, it was indeed her. What could she want? [[Answer Happy]]

Happy has begun to bother the shit out of you. Happy: Yo, my bro. My brody bro! How is the brodiest of bros doing today? RobotLover2666: Ey, I'm doing alright. Nothing much. Happy: So, you got tons of computer parts right? o3o RobotLover2666: Yeah I do, why what's up? Happy: You got any Q106 Oscillators? RobotLover2666: What? No, I don't, sorry. What do you even need them for anyway? Happy: Synthesizer parts, it's for like a project I'm doing, what about Q116 Ring Mods? RobotLover2666: Oh, alright then. But no I don't have any of those either. Happy: Darrrrrrrrn >~< Do you have ANY synth parts? RobotLover2666: Sorry buddy, I don't have any of those kinds of parts atm. RobotLover2666: I don't usually work with Synthesizers all that much actually, you see. Happy: Okay, what about Raspberry Pi 3 - Model B - ARMv8 with 1GB of RAM? RobotLover2666: That's oddly specific but actually, yeah I do. But what do you need THESE for? Happy: Sweeeeeeetness! I'm making like a robot that is part synth that plays itself. Happy: It's very important you see. Happy: Very important to The Game~ RobotLover2666: I see you're bringing THAT up again. RobotLover2666: Anyways, yeah I can give you one of em. Happy: Yussss~! The epic win has been achieved! :D The question is now, how do you exactly get it over to me? :? RobotLover2666: Eh, I guess we could meet up somewhere and I could hand it over to you then? or something else I dunno. Happy: Yeah, that's the thing, what colour is your sky? RobotLover2666: The sky... well it's purple. Which, I know sometimes I can be a little silly, but I'm pretty sure that's not normal. Happy: Mmm, yeah. So $name told me that their sky is red. And mine is yellow. Happy: My working theory for this is that we're actually in separate game worlds right now, each with it's own properties. Happy: That's what the Gamemaster has setup for PHASE 1. Happy: I'm dumping lots of cryptic stuff again aren't I? ^^' RobotLover2666: You've been talking about this game thing for awhile now. Just what are you even talking about anymore? Happy: Don't worry my ro-bro! It will all make sense once we finish PHASE 1 of the game. In order to do that though, we gotta link our sessions somehow. RobotLover2666: I'm.. completely lost. But sure I'll play along. RobotLover2666: I've got nothing better to do for now anyways. Happy: Yeah, it's not like there's a giant Space-Time Mastodon in your room right now. RobotLover2666: Uh. Happy: That was just a random joke :p RobotLover2666: okay Happy: Anyways, what're you doing? RobotLover2666: Looking for that metal motha fucka, Face-Off. I need to have an epic face-off with Face-Off, one of us will come out with their face off, and I think it's gonnna be Face-Off. Happy: Ah, I see! owo Happy: Anyways, I gotta get back to programming this Polivoks. RobotLover2666: okay Happy: You do you! ^^ Happy has stopped bothering the shit out of you.' Panels which contain sound will be marked with ♪ ♪ [[♪ Accidentally Provoke Space-Time Mastodon ♪]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/Slain.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Welp. That was pretty rad. You kinda feel bad for it, but it did engage you in a battle. So for whatever reason, it won't let you access the flee option. Maybe it has to do with the whole randomly generated house thing. Dunno. This is kinda dumb, and you wish that the random generation would like simmer down a bit. It's got NO CHILL. None at all! Zero. Nada. Zilch! Yeah. Anyways, getting back to the spoils, the majestic Space-Time Mastodon dropped... 6000 EXP, leaving you at 6360/25000 EXP. A magic tusk, with time altering properties. Space-time fur, capable of weaving a coat with unlimited potential to block the attacks of cold! If you had enough of it though. 100 Flinglefucks. Leaving you at 2600 F$. And that's it. Man these drops are lame! Your luck isn't that good today. Hang on...is your luck ever good??? [[Check Luck Stat]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cant%20be%20bad.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You doofus! There isn't a stat for luck! How would you quantify that? 1-100%? Luck is not a stat! Even if it was, that would be a shit stat. Bleh. Alas, no arbitary number assigned to something like luck. Instead you'll have estimate. You say your luck is...on a scale of horrendous to amazing...probably just bad. Not terrible, not awful, not horrendous. Just bad. Glad we got that out of the way. Now we can move onto more important things. Like... [[Go Back To Main Room]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cant%20be%20bad.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> No can do, buckaroo. The majestic corpse of this majestic mother fuckin beast is blocking the door! And it's not like you can move this giant piece of bone out of the way. You're not a machine after all, you're a human! At least...for now you are! But again, converting people to robots isn't that easy. Not with our current tech. You probably need 5 more years to develop that tech. Time of which you don't have. You gotta deal with that stupid spacey bitch. [[Enter Other Room]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cant%20be%20bad.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Yeah, this room will be better! Much better than this one! There's not a single thing worse than fighting a space-time mastodon! [[Look Up]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg9.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg8.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> For FUCKS sake. [[Jump Cut!]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/backyard-again.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Suddenly you are playing $name again. [[==>->JumpCutlol]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/peering-down.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You look down, noticing how high you are, and I don't mean on drugs, besides you never do that shit anyways. You mean that the amount of miles between you and the ground is simply staggering! You wonder how your backyard and house got so far up! And how are they even floating?! You're in quite a pickle. Stuck inside your own house. You could even say... That you are currentley... Homestuck. [[Jump Off The Cliff]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/backyard-again.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Whoops, there we go! That was uncalled for. Luckily you land on a convient ledge in the side of the island. Unluckily, you have taken 100 damage. You've gotten rekt!!! $name: 20/120 HP. You've been inflicted with "Cripple". You can't move your body, you're not gonna die, but your body is hella wrecked now. You could probably move your arms but that's about it. Your phone rings, you're getting texted by Happy again. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/omgded.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> [[Answer That Gal]]

Happy has begun bothering the shit out of you. Happy: OH MY GOD Happy: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT FuckDolls: Do what? Happy: Why would you jump off a cliff, $name?! FuckDolls: Dunno, I just kinda got the urge to do it. Now my body is fucked. Think I'm gonna die? Happy: No, but what the fuck. Seriously, I know you do some stupid stuff sometimes but you have common sense, right?!!?! FuckDolls: I think I can see my ribs holy shit Happy: Why aren't you in pain? FuckDolls: I am. I'm screaming right now. Happy: Oh...internal screaming? FuckDolls: Ye. Happy: $name, $name, $name...what am I gonna do with you????? FuckDolls: Sooooo what do I do? Happy: Sit there, I'll figure it out. I need to ask my expert. [[Happy: Contact Expert]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/thisgirl.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> This silly girl and her silly antics... [[Happy: Enter Name]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/happy-intro.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Enter name? What do you mean "enter name" you silly billy? She already has a name, it's Happy! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez. [[Happy: Introduction]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/happy-intro.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Your name is Happy, you're a 17 year old gal with a super cutie grin! You're a fan of girly things, cuz you are a girly girl! Your interests include girly things, like flowers, video games, and synthesizers! Of course, you're also a fan of that sexy babe, $name. You are currently playing a game with 3 friends! Their names are $name, $p2name, and...well the other one hasnt been named yet, but we'll get there! Your friend, $name has just been a total dumbass and jumped off a cliff, breaking most of the bones in their body. You would tell her how to heal, but you're not sure. You need to ask that one friend. What's her name?? [[Friend: Enter Name]]

(put: (prompt: "What's her name? If you don't care, click cancel.") into $p4name) (if: $p4name is "")[(set: $p4name to "Lilith")] <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/thisgirl.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> That gal's name is $p4name. She's your expert on The Game. You shall now inquire the oracle of The Game for advice. [[Happy: Talk To Oracle]]

You have begun bothering the shit out of xXDeathComesForYou666Xx Happy: Hiya, $p4name! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hi Happy: Whatcha up to? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: cutting Happy: I told you to stop that!!! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: no im not cutting myself im cutting a table Happy: Why are you cutting a table? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i wanted to Happy: ._. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: what do u want Happy: $name just jumped off a cliff! She's badly wounded and can't move. I dunno how to help her fix that damage, got any ideas? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: okay so what you wanna do is you need to find a game session silo Happy: A what? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: game session silo Happy: What's that? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its a thing that you can use to transfer items between game sessions Happy: Okay! Where do I find one of those? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i dunno they look like this xXDeathComesForYou666Xx has sent a picture. Happy: Ohhhh those! I saw one of those in my basement! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: good first you gotta find a healthpack xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: or craft one Happy: What's the recipe? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: 3 tails of a VelociReX, a canister, and a lid. Happy: Aw jeez, I gotta kill some VelociReXs??? I love those little guys! They're docile and don't harm anyone! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you just need to chop off the tails xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its actually better if you dont kill them cuz they can regrow their tails xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: providing you a renewable resource Happy: Okay, sweet! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: okay go do that Happy: What are you gonna do? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: continue to cut this table xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: im carving it Happy: What are you carving it into?? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: a dick Happy: Alright. You have stopped bothering xXDeathComesForYou666Xx. [[Search For a Canister]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/happy-intro.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You get up and begin looking for a canister! Obviously you wouldn't keep one in your room. So the best guess is the kitchen for now. Although...getting to the kitchen, is quite difficult! Especially in this house. [[Step Out Of Room]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/oh,-that's-a-prob-1.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/oh,-that's-a-prob-2.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/oh,-that's-a-prob-3.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Yep. That's a problem. [[Devise Strategy]]

You head back to your room to devise an amazing strategy of how to get over to your kitchen! <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/devise-plan.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> ...Na nothing comes to mind. [[Check On $name->Check On Lynh]]

Looks like she's fine right now... <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/NOOOOO.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> OH GOD WHAT <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/OH-SHIZ-NIT.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> [[$name: Stare At Space Bitch->Lynh: Stare At Space Bitch]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/who's-this-space-bitch.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Who's this bitch? [[Converse?]]

<img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg10.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg11.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="http://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg12.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> [[Marie Deus: ANSWER HAPPY]]

Happy has begun contact with an A.I. Happy: Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey! This is way too fast! You can't just go ahead and kill her off already!!! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I DONT RECALL YOU BEING MY BOSS YOU BITCH Happy: Okay, I'm not your boss, but like, wouldn't it be too early to kill her? Like...would that peeve The Gamemaster? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I CAN FIGHT WHOEVER I WANT SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN JUST CONVINCE ME TO STOP MY REIGN OF ABSOLUTE TERROR?! Happy: No! Of course not, but like...I'm merely...suggesting? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: YOURE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO Happy: Nooooooooo? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: HEAL THIS BITCH SO I CAN KILL HER Happy: Wait, you can't kill her without healing her? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: COPYING A FUCKED UP BITCH WITH BROKEN BONES WOULD MAKE ME INTO A FUCKED UP BITCH WITH BROKEN BONES, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT I DONT HAVE ANY STUPID BONES SO I WOULD JUST BE JELLO, TO EVEN SUGGEST THAT I SHOULD COPY THE FORM OF A CRIPPLED BITCH IS SO FUCKING LAUGHABLE THAT I COULD CREATE A STAND UP COMEDY AND PERFORM THIS SHENANIGAN IN IT AND I WOULD GET INTENSE LAUGHTER, I WOULD LITREALLY KILL THE AUDIENCE, THEY WOULD FUCKING DIE, BITCH. SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: SO YES I CANNOT KILL HER WITHOUT HER BEING IN TOP SHAPE SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I PREFER MY ENEMIES AT TOP PERFORMANCE ANYWAYS, MAKES THE FIGHT MORE FUN Happy: Well if you're unable to kill her due to her being injured, why should I heal her then? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: BECAUSE IF YOU DONT I WILL TURN INTO A GIANT BOULDER AND CRUSH HER PATHETIC LITTLE BODY Happy: Why don't you do that anyways? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: THATS NOT FUN, YOU ABSOLUTE BITCH SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: THATS LIKE ASKING WHY DONT YOU JUST PLAY DOOM WITH ALL THE WEAPONS MAX AMMO AND INFINITE HEALTH SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: THE ANSWER IS BECAUSE ITS BORING SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: AN ANSWER OF WHICH SHOULD BE IMMENSELY OBVIOUS SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Happy: Alrighty! Alright chill out! I will go make a health pack! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: GOOD BITCH, YOU SHALL GET A BISCUIT LATER WHEN I COME TO RIP YOUR SPINE FROM YOUR BODY AND IMPALE YOU WITH IT SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: YOU OF COURSE WILL GET THE BISCUIT FIRST Happy: Okay, no problem! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE IM YOUR FRIEND SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING FRIEND AND IF YOU THINK THAT I WILL INSTEAD GIVE YOU -2 BISCUITS Happy: Oh jeez, I would really not like to get -2 biscuits! That would mean I would have to give you 2 biscuits, right? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: INDEED SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: AND THEN YOU WOULD WASTE 2 BISCUITS DUE TO THE FACT THAT I DO NOT EAT FOOD SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: 2 PERFECTLY GOOD BISCUITS GONE! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Happy: Ohhhh mercy!! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: YOU'LL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I KILL MY FRIENDS! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I NEVER EVER GIVE MERCY SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: PEOPLE COME TO THE BANK AND THEY SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: ARE LIKE BRO, GIVE ME THE MONEY SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: MONEY IS MERCY IN THIS SCENEARIO. SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: AND I'M LIKE SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: NO YOU DON'T GET MERCY BECAUSE SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: THERES NO FUCKIN MERCY IN THIS BANK SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: THE STOCK MARKET CRASHED SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: AND BY STOCK MARKET I MEAN THE MARKET FOR MERCY SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: THERE IS NO MERCY ANYWHERE SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: THE WHOLE MERCY ECONMEY IS GONE SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: ITS TOTATLLY FUCKING FUCKED MATE, BIG TIME!!!!! Happy is now AFK. SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: YOU BITCH [[Happy: Contact $name->Happy: Contact Lynh]]

Happy has begun to bother the shit out of FuckDolls. Happy: $name! FuckDolls: body FuckDolls: crippled FuckDolls: Who's this space bitch???? Happy: That right there, is what you call a Super Boss! FuckDolls: Super boss? Like a boss more super? Happy: Yeah, a Super Boss! There are 5 phases in the game, each ending with a Super Boss! They're the strongest enemy in the phase! FuckDolls: Why call it a superboss? Why not call the bosses mini bosses? Happy: Cuz there's three types of bosses, Mid-Bosses, Bosses, and Super Bosses! A Mid-Boss is a stronger enemy, but a Boss is a unique enemy that you only see once, there's like 15 of them per phase. But the Super Boss, is the final showdown of a phase, and there's only one per phase. FuckDolls: If there are more than one version of a Mid-Boss, why not call it just an enemy? The semantics of this game are fucking stupid. Happy: Uhhhhhhhhh Happy: Wellllllll Happy: Yeeeeeah but...! Regular enemys are plentiful but Mid-Bosses are like...rare! Happy: They're usually high level! Happy: Anyways, let me tell you about the Super Boss you're faced with right now. Happy: Her name is Marie Deus, she's the first Super Boss! And I'm really caught off guard by the sudden appearance of them! Usually they wait till the end of the phase to attack, not when the first player is just starting! Quite a hassle you know? o3o FuckDolls: fucking hassle yes Happy: Now she's not trying to kill you due to her ability, the Copy Ability. FuckDolls: Howwwwww do you know about all this tho Happy: Oh well like I've been in contact with the A.I of the first Super Boss. Happy: Usually enemies are mindless, brainless, and just serve to attack you. But Super Bosses are different, they are actually kind of similar to Players! FuckDolls: wat do u mean? Happy: So enemies have defined patterns, and defined attack types. Happy: Players do not have any limitations on attack patterns, and can swap weapon types any time Happy: In this regard, Super Bosses are essentially A.I controlled Players. FuckDolls: So can we convince them to join us? Happy: Convince who to join us FuckDolls: The Super Bosses. Happy: What? What are you thinking? They're enemies! FuckDolls: Yeah but why do we gotta kill them Happy: Cuz they're evil!! We have to beat them! FuckDolls: Thats very closed minded Happy: You've obviously never played a video game. Enemies are BAD GUYS. That's just how video games work! FuckDolls: But that's not how life works FuckDolls: and this game is more like life FuckDolls: So maybe apply life logic to it? Happy: noooooooooooooo Happy: Alright let me just tell you about the specifics of the Copy Ability. Happy: When she looks at you she can analyze your fighting ability, as long as you're activley using it. Happy: If she were to copy you now she would also be crippled. Happy: That's why she hasn'y attacked yet. Happy: Marie cannot attack independentaly. That's her biggest weakness. Happy: When she copies a foe, she will do the exact same abilities you have, but not as well as you. Happy: But as it goes on, she will eventually be on par in 5 minutes. Happy: In 15 minutes, she will surpass your ability in everyway. Happy: This is instant death for people who rely on a single fighting style. Happy: Luckily, there is a way around this. She will forget the entirety of a Style. Happy: You've probably already established your Style. Right, $name? FuckDolls: I dunno, what's a style, also am I gonna bleed out? Happy: Don't worry, unless an enemy inflicts bleed on you, you won't take damage over time. Happy: Only enemies can inflict bleed damage. FuckDolls: I see, i was expecting this to hurt like a bitch, FuckDolls: but I dont really feel anyything? Happy: Another sideffect of "The Game". FuckDolls: This game is really weird, how did we even end up in it? Happy: ... Happy: You don't remember?? FuckDolls: remember what Happy: To get in "The Game" you get chosen... Happy: The Gamemaster picks 4 players he think would be entertaining. Happy: I told you about how you got picked, and then we started playing. FuckDolls: WOT FuckDolls: I NEVER TALKED TO NO STUPID GAME MASTER FuckDolls: This is news to me!! Happy: How could you forget?!? FuckDolls: AUGH FuckDolls: i dont wanna think about it, nonononono FuckDolls: Just tell me the stupid ass ability shit Happy: Okay... Happy: Marie's Style is the Copy Style, as you know. Happy: Your current Style is the...Rubber Chicken Style. FuckDolls: IT'S EFFECTIVE Happy: Right. Happy: anyways. Happy: If she loses sight of you for 5 minutes she will forget all knowledge of your Style. Happy: Players can change their Style, however enemies will stay with one defined Style. Happy: Marie is a bit weird. Because while she technically only has one Style, but her Style mimics many Styles, so it counts as multiple. Happy: My strategy would be to mix up your Styles. Happy: Which ones do you know? FuckDolls: Um, Rubber Chicken, and Hand To Hand. Happy: Okay um...sit tight, I'm gonna get you a health kit. So sit tight. [[Tell Marie About Your Situation]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/marie-convo1.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You look up at the space bitch. "Sup." you say. "WE DO NOT ENGAGE IN THE CONVERSATION." she replies. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/marie-convo2.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> "Chill for like a second okay?!" you say. "..." "Happy is going to get me a health pack, to heal my wounds, then we can do battle." you say. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/marie-convo3.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> "WHY DID YOU EVEN JUMP IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!" she yells. "I dunno. i felt like it." you say. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/marie-convo4.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> "..." "DO YOU REALLY HAVE SUCH LITTLE DISREGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE, DON'T YOU KNOW THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT IS GOING TO EXPLODE IF YOU DON'T WIN THE GAME?" "I only learned about that recentley!!" you reply. "WHAT LVL ARE YOU?" she asks. "2! I'm level 2!!!" you reply. "WHY ARE YOU LEVEL 2" she yells. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/marie-convo5.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> "WOULD YOU STOP YELLING?!" you yell back. "I'M SORRY THIS IS MY NATURAL TONE OF VOICE I CANNOT CHANGE MY VOICE FROM THE VOICE OF PURE FUCKING VIOLENCE." she yells. You cough. "You know when you get used to this feeling it's pretty comfy." she says. Silence falls over the two of you. "I AM IMPATIENT WHAT IS TAKING HER SO LONG." "Then message her or something?" <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/marie-convo6.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> "I WILL." [[Marie Deus: Contact The Bitch]]

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<img src="http://i.imgur.com/HuqBrNF.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You waste time by having a freak out. [[Happy: Be Productive]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/poster%20look.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> PHASE 1 - CHAPTER 6 - Health Pack Part 1 You attempt to be productive, but you waste more time by staring at a poster. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/poster-zoom.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> This poster is pretty good. You made it yourself. You make posters on a regular basis, and it's pretty fun. Maybe instead of looking at posters, you should be thinking of a game plan. To bad you've never been good at thinking things through. Maybe ask $p4name? [[Talk to Edgy Girl]]

(put: (prompt: "What's your bro's name? If you don't care click cancel.") into $broname) (if: $broname is "")[(set: $broname to "Broseph")] (put: (prompt: "What's the 2nd guy's name? If you don't care click cancel.") into $p2name) (if: $p2name is "")[(set: $p2name to "Roboro")] (put: (prompt: "What's the 2nd guy's robot's name? If you don't care, click cancel.") into $roboname) (if: $roboname is "")[(set: $roboname to "Surface")] (put: (prompt: "What's the 4th name? If you don't care, click cancel.") into $p4name) (if: $p4name is "")[(set: $p4name to "Lilith")] [[Continue->Happy: Be Productive]]

You have begun bothering the shit out of xXDeathComesForYou666Xx Happy: Heya! $p4name! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: wot Happy: I have an issue, I think I know where some materials to make a Health Pack are! They're in my kitchen, but there's a huge gap between my room and the kitchen. Do you have any suggestions? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: can you share your screen Happy: Yeah. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/happy-intro.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: nice room Happy: Thanks! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: so show me your issue <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/happy-intro.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: oh i see xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you're having problems with "The Game" side effects xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you need to build a bridge Happy: Well yes, that would be ideal. Although, I don't have any materials to make one! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: did u check ur attic Happy: Mmmm...I don't like that attic...it's creeeeeepy. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: u gotta save ur friend, happy xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: if u dont we'll lose valuable assets to beating the game Happy: True...and I don't wanna lose friends! I really....really hate it when my friends die. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: this is especially difficult in this year's game. Happy: Yeah. The odds are stacked against us. But we'll win it! Just like the last 2! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: over 90% of the population has bet against us xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: the odds are that rigged. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: they want to see us die. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: everyone wants to see us die. Happy: Yeah... Happy: Hey, $p4name. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: what Happy: What level are you? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: am i gonna weigh us down xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: should i kill myself and allievate the odds? Happy: NO! No no no! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: our overall level... Happy: We can make it through this! Just like we have! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: 68,000. Happy: What? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: im level 68,000. Happy: That makes it...with just the seven players remaining...OLVL...68,144. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you're all going to die xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you're all going to die and it's gonna be my fault xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i'll probably win...but all of you will die. Happy: Don't think like that. Happy: We're going to win. I promise. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: don't make empty promises, happy. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: they come back to bite you. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you can act all heroic and shit xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but youre not even a real player, all you ever do is just sit back and try to strategize xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: and fail xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: all because you don't wanna kill anything xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but you fail to understand that its kill or be killed xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: thats where the world has gone. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: accept it, play the game or die. Happy: $p4name... Happy: Just watch, I swear we'll make it through this. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you dont listen xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: figure out your problems by yourself xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: contact me when you get the stupid health stuff xXDeathComesForYou666Xx has ended this conversation. [[Happy: Go To The Attic]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/sad-happy.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> That didn't feel good. You're a little down now. While it's true you don't like fighting, you're certainly not weak. $p4name is convinced that you're weak. [[Check Stats]]

Happy ---- LVL: 90 RANK: High Level Tactician HP: 8500/8500 MP: 4500/4500 SP: 1000/1000 EXP: 55/100,000 STYLE: Magic, Combat Cane KILLS: 455 STR: 60 VIT: 67 END: 55 DEX: 54 WIS: 80 INT: 90 RST: 100 ASH: 0 FTH: 100 SHM: 2000 TMP: 38°C MDR: -100 --- Your current weapon is a walking cane, but it's a combat cane too! You can fire bullets, magic spells, and darts from it. You can also hit someone with it, it's made from the bones of a Cycloneus. A Cycloneus is a 10m (32.8084ft) tall bird, with an average wingspan of 12m (39.3701ft). <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/Cycloneus%20Chart.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="image1"> You slayed one of these in the previous game, and then you felt bad about it for about a week. But hey, you got a cool cane. That's enough of a justification right? [[Check Other Side of Room]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/happy-bed.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> This is the lame side of the room, the side with a bed, and a ladder to...the attic! So...what are we gonna do? [[Sniff Pillows]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg13.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You grab your pillows and give them some good sniffs. They smell nice. Which of course they do. You're extremely sensetive about bad smells. So you make sure to wash your bed and pretty much everything else you own. You're an insane neat freak. Like you'll have a meltdown if you catch a whiff of a bad smell. EVERYTHING MUST SMELL NICE. IT'S IMPORTANT. This is why you prefer talking to $p4name over the phone, rather than in person. She doesn't keep her room clean! Or herself for that matter. Suddenly, another text! This one is from...oh it's big sis. More like big BITCH. What's she saying... [[Answer Sis]]

TheHotline has begun to bother the fickty fuck fuck fuck out of you. TheHotline: I am. TheHotline: Of the highest caliber of ready. TheHotline: For the undertaking of such a great task. TheHotline: Of which the spoils are immense. Happy: fuck off sis Happy: I'm looking for some wood. I need to build a bridge to cross the gap to the kitchen. Happy: Please provide? TheHotline: See, this is why you have problem with people. TheHotline: You assume people can just drop their tasks in order to serve you. Happy: ... TheHotline: Yes. TheHotline: I indeed am unable to assist in the building of the bridge. My hands are tied, so to speak. Happy: No. Happy: No they're not? TheHotline: You must be patient, Happy. TheHotline: Be still, and wait for salvation of your prison of your own room. TheHotline: What might be so important as to take my attention from studying this item I have achieved for us? Happy: What kind of item is it? TheHotline: A drop from a mini-boss. It's a tuft of hair from a Neoplorodon. Happy: Make me a bridge please? TheHotline: What do you need? Happy: I need to make a health pack for my friend, $name, she's gonna die if I don't make one! TheHotline: $name is the one that you wanna grind with, correct? Happy: NO Happy: SHUT UP Happy: MAKE A BRIDGE TheHotline: Now now now. Is that anyway to talk to your sister? Happy: MAKE A FUCKING BRIDGE TheHotline: Happy, that's a spanking for swearing. Happy: BITE ME TheHotline: No, Happy. I will not bite you. That is not a good thing to ask for. TheHotline: But, since you need this health pack very much. TheHotline: I am going to allow the building of said bridge. TheHotline: But this will require much punishment from me. Happy: No, I don't have time for that, sis. TheHotline: What is so important? Happy: Are you dumb, it's The Game. TheHotline: Oh yes. I know we're in a game. Happy: I know you know we're in a game, but I don't think you realized the sheer magnitude of the situation sis. TheHotline: The biggest problem is my San Pellegrino is running out, and soon I won't have any of it. Happy: SIS YOU HAVE 5 BOTTLES. Happy: 5 TWO LITER BOTTLES. TheHotline: Yes, not nearly enough for me. Happy: You are insane! TheHotline: Give me 45 minutes, and I'll get you that bridge, sis. Happy: Jeez why so long? TheHotline: I have important business to attend to. Happy: Why do you say that TheHotline: Because. It is required of me, and I must complete my task. Happy: what's you task TheHotline: You mean, "What is your task?" Happy: fuck off TheHotline: Two spankings. Happy: Oh goody. TheHotline: Fourty five minutes then. Happy: yeah. TheHotline has withdrawn cooly. [[Bang Head On Wall]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/bang-head.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You hit your head on the wall, you're PEEVED. This day honestly couldn't get worse. Wait...don't say that. Cuz then it certainly will get worse. So, yes it could get worse. Let's hope it doesn't though. [[Check The Attic]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/don't-go-up.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Noooooooooo. We're not checking there, we have no need! So don't worry about it. There's nothing up there. Nothing of...concern. [[Contact Marie]]

You began to contact the A.I of SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: YES SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: ARE YOU PREPARED?! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: PREPARED FOR HER TO BE WRECKED?! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: HAHAHAHA Happy: 45 Minutes! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: wat Happy: My sister is building a bridge, can you wait 45 minutes for me? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: ... SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: NO I CANNOT WAIT 45 MINUTES SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I AM GOING TO KILL THE BIIIIIITCH Happy: Please don't kill her! Can't we work out a deal?! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: NO DEAL SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: HEAL HER WITHIN 15 MINUTES OR ELSE!! Happy: Okay...okay okay...one sec... [[Panic]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/nervous-happy.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> AAAAAAAH!!! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU?! You begin to freak out on 7 different levels of panic. You need to contact your sis as soon as possible. [[Talk To Big Sis]]

You have begun bothering the fuck out of TheHotline. Happy: Sis!!! TheHotline: Yes, what is it Happy? Happy: My friend is going to die unles you make the bridge! Right now!! TheHotline: Why is she going to die? Happy: Cuz the super boss of this phase is here early!! I need to find a way to convince them to cease attacking! TheHotline: Hmmm... TheHotline: I see... I see your dillema. TheHotline: Let me think about it... Happy: SIS THIS IS IMPORTANT PLEASE Happy: IF SHE DIES I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU TheHotline: You'll never forgive me? Happy: I'LL HATE YOU FOREVER. TheHotline: Well then. I guess I have no choice! I'm on my way to deploy the bridge now. Happy: Thank you. TheHotline: You're welcome, sis. TheHotline has ended this conversation. [[Sigh In Relief]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/omgphew.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You exhale, happy that your sister appears to be not a total stuck up bitch. She cares for you! Maybe. [[Stand Outside]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/waiting.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You stand outside, waiting for the deployment of the vital bridge. You really hope she follow through on what she said. Otherwise, more dead friends. Which would be pretty crappy. [[Big Sis: Lower Bridge]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/gellatine-intro.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You are now Happy's Big Sis. What's her name? [[Big Sis: Enter Name]]

(put: (prompt: "What's this refined lady's name? If you don't care, click cancel.") into $sisname) (if: $sisname is "")[(set: $sisname to "Gellatine")] <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/gellatine-intro.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Her name is $sisname. She is a very refined, and elegant lady. Very very very refined. You know you're refined because you drink copious amounts of San Pellegrino. Sparkling water is your favourite drink ever. It is also the only thing you ever consume. You never eat, only drink. IT IS A WAY OF LIFE. [[Deploy Bridge]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/gellatine-intro.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You must now step outside and deploy a bridge. For the wellbeing of your sister's friend is at stake!! And you would seriously like to keep the relationship between you and your sister stable. Not healthy, but stable. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/it's-art-lol.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> This is the gap! The gap between the kitchen and Happy's Room. It was caused by a pre-scripted event which lifts all the player's houses into the sky. It causes many inconviences such as this. [[Pull Bridge out of Inventory]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/inventory-gell.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You open your inventory. Inside are five 2 liter bottles of San Pellegrino. As well as a bridge you conviently had in your inventory for no reason. [[Deploy!!]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/meeting-big-sis.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You drop the bridge, paving a path for the future. Or something. Happy quickly dashes across. [[Player: Be Happy]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/meeting-big-sis.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You are now Happy again! Which is a lot better than being sad. Quick! You gotta make that health pack!!! [[Be $name Again->Be Lynh Again]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/marie-convo1.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You are now $name again. You're still pretty injured and stuff. Annnnnnd there's a super creepy space lady here. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg14.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Fuck, man. She's creepy. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/life-up.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> Suddenly a health pack appears out of the sky! And lands on you!!! $name HP. 120/120 (+9999) Marie smirks at you. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg15.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "SO THE BITCH HAS HEALED HAS SHE?!!?!?! "Jesus...you're so loud. You're such a hot head." "I'LL SHOW YOU A HOT HEAD!!" <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/Hot%20Head%20Title%20card.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "First, let's go up to the backyard again." you say. "CERTAINLY." [[Marie Deus: Give Opening Monologue]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg16.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "I AM THE SUPER BOSS OF PHASE 1. FEAR MY REIGN OF TERROR. IN JUST 10 MINUTES YOU WILL BE REDUCED TO A BROKEN AND TORN BITCH. THIS IS THE RESULT OF THE THROUGH AND UTTER BEATING YOU WILL RECIEVE FROM MY FISTS, GUNS, KNIFES, OR WHATEVER YOU DECIDE TO USE. THIS...IS THE "COPY STYLE"!" <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg17.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "KNEEL BEFORE MY TENDRILS AS A REMOVE YOUR SPINE FROM YOUR BODY AND STAB YOU WITH IT. BOW BEFORE MY GELLATINOUS BODY AS YOUR BODY IS TORN LIMB FROM LIMB. GROVEL AT THE TIPS OF MY TENTACLES AS I KILL YOU." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg18.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "MY NAME IS MARIE DEUS. HOWEVER MY SUB-ORDINATES REFER TO ME AS...「HOT HEAD」!!!!" <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg19.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "Okay." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg11.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> [[Happy: Notify $p4name About The Fight->notify lilith about fite]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/happy-intro.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You are now Happy. You open up your chat client and begin messaging $p4name. [[Message Her]]

Happy has begun bothering xXDeathComesForYou666Xx. Happy: $p4name!! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: ya Happy: I'm nervous...$name is fighting Marie! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: who Happy: Oh uh...「HOT HEAD」 I mean. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: oh shit boy xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: shit about to get hot xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: heated up in here xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: someone gonna die boi xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hahahaha xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: stream it to me Happy: ._. Happy: K. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: 「HOT HEAD」 is a formidable opponent to single Style reliant players. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: now dont underestimate $name, she could be having a lot more up her sleeve than you probably knew xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you assume her only ability is Copy Style xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but it not true xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: that would be stupid Happy: What other Style does she have? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: she doesnt have another Style xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: not everything needs to be a fucking Style, happy xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: breathing is a thing you can do, but that's not a Style xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: basic movements with your body arent fuckin styles Happy: Okay okay! Jeez! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: her actual body is a gellatinous substance, with a squid like base form xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: she can do normal hits, and can strangle with her tendrils xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: she also can morph her body in to shapes xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: so she doesnt only depend on the copy style. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: however, she has an undefined level, which is bassiacly lower than zero xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: if you want an idea its as if she's like level -50 xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: about xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: so as such...her normal abilities are extremely weak. so she sticks to copy style xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: she's very insecure about her own ability so she copies other people to feel good about herself Happy: Sounds like me hahaaa xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: anyways xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: open a group chat with $p2name Happy: Oh he's fine? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: barely, he needs a health pack later Happy: Oh for fuck's sake! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: don't worry i'll make one this time Happy: Thanks, your the best, bro xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i know, happy xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i know xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: don't call me bro im not your brother xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: anyways, yeah get him in a group chat [[Open Group Chat With That Other Dude]]

Happy added xXDeathComesForYou666Xx and RobotLover2666. RobotLover2666: I am so rustled after that fight my dudes RobotLover2666: So peeved! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: good xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: anyways yamazaki RobotLover2666: Hey, Yamazaki is my late father, my dude. Just stick with $p2name. Happy: So much formality! RobotLover2666: So what's the deal? We gonna like, chat or somethin? RobotLover2666: Why not add $name in the chat? Happy: Well she's got her hands tied. She's fighting the Super Boss. RobotLover2666: Woah. For serious? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah RobotLover2666: If she beats that spacey lady, does that mean we finish the Phase? Happy: How do you know what the phases are? You didn't even know what the game was last time we talked! RobotLover2666: Sorry my dude, I like...forget a lot...it's a problem with my mind, man. Happy: You should get that checked! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: so yes xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: it would finish the phase xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but the chances of $name actually pulling through are very small xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i even calculate them xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: with my calculator xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: my pocket calculator Happy: Don't be so negative! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i cant not xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its in my blood RobotLover2666: Yo, but...why you got so little faith in her? Happy: Cuz she's level 2... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah RobotLover2666: But wouldn't that make...the space lady...also level 2? That's how her ability works right? Happy: ... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you know xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you know what xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: he's got a point xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: if she plays her cards right xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: she could have a chance xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: and she was the sibling of $broname xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: the undisputed king of The Game xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i dunno i'd give her a chance actually RobotLover2666: Mhm, the might of the almighty mighty might has shown itself! Happy: So uh, does that mean $name...could possibly survive? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah Happy: Let's see what she does... [[$name: Show Your Special Technique->showyourspectech]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg15.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You smirk at this bitch. She's got nothing on you. You got everything on her. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/imma-fight-u.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "Allow me, to demonstrate my special Style." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/no-fuck-u-no-way.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "WHAT?" <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/tadah.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "In this short time I've been playing I've developed my own Style." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/no-impossibru.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "WHAAAAAT?!!?!" --- Happy: She did what?! When did she do this? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you see? watch, this girl is gonna change everything. --- <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/why-you-lyin.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "YOU COULDN'T HAVE POSSIBLY CREATED A NEW STYLE IN THE SHORT TIME YOU'VE PLAYED!! IT'S LITREALLY IMPOSSIBLE! IT TAKES THOUSANDS OF LEVELS TO CREATE A STYLE!!" <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/tadah.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "Yeah? You wanna see...some proof?" <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/no-fuck-u-no-way.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "HEHE...EVEN IF YOU MADE A STYLE...IT WON'T HELP YOU!! I'LL JUST COPY IT!!" <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/no-fuck-u-no-way.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "Watch! It'll be your downfall!" [[Reveal Your Stand->reveal stand 2]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/tadah.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You pose and smirk at her. She's sweating bullets! Or at least, you would like to imagine she is. You slowly lower your arms and stare at her. She activates her Style!! COPY STYLE - コピースタイル <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/copy-style.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "COME AT ME, BITCH." You smirk and activate your new Style. NOTHING STYLE - 何もないスタイル <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/nothing-style.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You stand still and do nothing. Marie stares, and does nothing. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/this-is-it.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "This...is my Style." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/are-you-shitting-me.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! THAT'S NOT A STYLE, YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING!!" --- xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: why did i even bother believing xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: we're dead, well, she's dead. Happy: Nooooo!!! --- <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/you've-activated.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "But...you've already activated your Style." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/kore-wa-bullshit.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "..." Marie stares at you. "So my new Style, is now your Style." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/you-saucy-bitch.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "YOU....SAUCY BITCH." --- xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: wait, is that how it works? Happy: She can only copy one thing at a time! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: it seems that... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: when she activates the ability, that's when she copies. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: and then until she loses sight of $name, or $name uses a new Style... Happy: Then she's stuck with it!! --- <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/i-einstein.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER? YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART?" "Bitch, I'm Einstein." Your Asshole stat raised from 10 to 50! <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/gonna-kill-you-k.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU." "Okay." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/gonna-kill-you-k.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU DEAD!!" <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/you-cant-kill-me.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "How can you do that if you can't do anything?" "..." [cg] Marie converts her hand into a blindfold!!! She rips it off and grows a new one. She covers her eyes! <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/blindfolded.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "JUST YOU WAIT!!! I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN I WILL STAB YOU AND THEN I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU IN THE CHEST WITH A KNIFE THE SIZE OF A TELEPHONE POLE!!!!!" "Oh shit..." --- Happy: Auugh!! That was so gross!!! RobotLover2666: Ripping off hands is not cool man! xXDeathComesForYouXx: i ripped off my toe once, not even in the game Happy: That's disgusting, $p4name!!! xXDeathComesForYouXx: yeah xXDeathComesForYouXx: so looks like she's manually cancelling her copy...she most likely is gonna try and attack without copying... Happy: Quick! Let $name know! xXDeathComesForYouXx: i cant, battle locks your phone. --- "HEHEHE. I AM GOING TO SEVER YOUR HEAD LIKE I DID WITH YOUR BRO!" <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/you-did-what.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "You...did what?" "I KILLED YOUR BROTHER. $broname." "..." --- Happy: Oh... --- [[Get Very Peeved]]

You grit your teeth and activate a different style! She pulls off her blindfold. HAND TO HAND STYLE - 手渡すスタイル <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/first-punch.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You run over and give this hot head a WHACK to the face!! 「HOT HEAD」: 115/120 HP $name: 120/120 HP "ACITVATE!" <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/second-punch.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You throw another punch!! Only for your fist to clash with her's! "THAT'S MORE LIKE IT..." "Ahh..." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/third-punch.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You throw a second punch! She punches that fist as well!!! You glare. She smirks. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/ORAORAORA.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You quickly punch back and forth!! Each fist hits the other! She's keeping up with you!! <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/PUNCHED.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/slide.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You get knocked back faster than the eye can see. 「HOT HEAD」: 110/120 HP $name: 100/120 HP <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg18.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "SKREEEEEEEEEE!!!!" --- xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: looks like she is getting her ass beat Happy: Noooo! RobotLover2666: Didn't someone tell me like that she needs 5 minutes to even be on par? Happy: Oh yeah...what's the deal with that? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: the time is different depending on the complexity of the skill Happy: Oh... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: $name's level of hand to hand combat is so simple that anyone could copy it xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: so it was really simple yeah Happy: Darnit! Why can't we get in there?! We just gotta watch?? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: we're seperated in different servers xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: we need to finish the phase to get on the same server Happy: That's a duuuumb rule. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its to allow the players access to the games mechanics without hving to work on collbarating for the more hard boss battles RobotLover2666: Seems reasonable to me, dude. Happy: Mmh... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: so should we pronounce $name dead then? Happy: Noooo! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hmm...well we'll see --- [[$name:Set Her Ablaze->setablazelol]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/imma-fight-u.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You stand up. You point. You crack your joints. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/why-you-lyin.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" she asks you. "Preparing my next attack." You reply. "YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF." "FINE, GO AHEAD AND DO YOUR SHIT." she cackles. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/no-impossibru.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You stand up, smirking. "I used this technique on my brother...I'll use the same techinque...to defeat you!!" you say, confident as hell. "THAT TENACITY WILL BE YOUR END." "I challenge you...to a...rap battle!!!!!!" you yell. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/are-you-shitting-me.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "WOT" --- Happy: $name... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: I think she's onto something Happy: Ohhh? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: if she wins the rap battle...she could drive off the super boss... Happy: Oh. Well can she? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: if the roast is complete before the full 5 minutes pass...she could win! --- <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/you-cant-kill-me.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "Ahem..." "For my first verse..." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/you've-activated.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> You beat box, letting off a sick beat yo! She observes it so she can counter it next. YO. YO. I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle. And here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout! Just tip me over. And pour me out. TIP ME OVER...AND POUR ME OUT. YEAH. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/tadah.gif" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> --- Happy: ... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: what the fuck --- <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg11.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> She glares down at you. "I SEE. WELL THEN. ALLOW ME TO COUNTER." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg15.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> "TWINKLE TWINKLE." TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR. HOW I FUCKIN WONDER WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE. UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO FUCKING HIGH LIKE A STUPID DIAMOND IN THE STUPID SKY TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR. HOW I WONDER WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE. She finishes and stares you with a grin. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg19.png" width="1234" height="800" alt="1"> OHHH JEEZ! That was fire! You're gonna have to step up your game... [[♪Roast♪]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/fall.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/endmysuffering.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You got pranked. This $name person, is now on the top of your kill list. You shall wait till she develops stronger abilities, that way she'll have more HP, allowing you to not have so little HP. [[Marie Deus: Text The FUCKING BITCH]]

The Superboss of the phase has begun contact with FuckDolls SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: YOU ARE NOW ON MY SHIT LIST SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I'LL BE BACK, AFTER YOU KILL AT LEAST 3 BOSSES. SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: YOU BETTER AT LEAST HAVE A TIME-STOP. AND GET THAT SWORD IN USE. FuckDolls: This is what you get for killing my bro! FuckDolls: I'm very upset with you. SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: UPSET?! FuckDolls: Yes, upset. I liked my bro. FuckDolls: but honestly killing you would probably make me no better than you. revenge isnt my kinda thing SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: WHAT SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FuckDolls: I'm saying, maybe I could try and convince you to maybe not kill us? Maybe you could like, become part of our side! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD I EVEN DREAM OF BEING ON YOUR SIDE SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: IT IS MY DUTY TO KILL YOU SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: DO NOT ACT LIKE I AM YOUR BUDDY SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: FUCK YOU IM NOT YOUR BUDDY FuckDolls: Why can't we be friends? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: FRIENDS???!?!?!?!?! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I KILL YOUR BROTHER AND YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS?! FuckDolls: Yeah, you can make up for it. FuckDolls: Everytime my bro did something crazy to me, I didn't let it bother me. SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: SO FuckDolls: I always let them slide, cuz I know he didn't mean ill from it SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: BUT I MEAN ABSOLUTELY ILL OF IT SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: 100% ILL SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I WILL NOT LET THIS REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY BULLSHIT WIN ME OVER FuckDolls: It's not reverse psychology! I just wanna see if I can make you change your mind FuckDolls: Why do you wanna kill us? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: WHY? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: WHYYY!? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: ISN'T OBVIOUS?! YOU ARE MY FUCKING ENEMY, BITCH. SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I HAVE TO KILL YOU, I NEED TO KILL YOU, I NEED TO KILL EVERYONE!! FuckDolls: That's just your orders talking. FuckDolls: I'm asking specifically why you follow those orders. SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: ... SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: YOU REALLY DON'T GET THESE GAMES SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I AM AN ENEMY TO YOU SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: YOU NEED TO KILL ME FuckDolls: Mm...but...what if I don't WANT to? SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: ... SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: FUCK STOP MAKING ME THINK SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I'LL BE BACK, YOU WILL DIE NEXT TIME SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: I GUARNTEE IT!! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: HAHAHAHAAHHAA!!!!! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! FuckDolls: You don't wanna kill me. SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: WHAT FuckDolls: You just need to. SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: SHUT UP SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe: SHUT THE FUCK UP The A.I has ceased contact. [[$name: Take A Break->Lynh: Take a break]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/backyard.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You lie down on your backyard's grass. Sighing. Sometimes, you just need a break from all this action. So now you take a break and take a short nap. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/lookup.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> That is until you get invited to a group chat. [[Enter Group Chat]]

You've entered a group chat with Happy, RobotLover2666, and xXDeathComesForYou666Xx. Happy: $name!!! $name $name $name! FuckDolls: Okay jeez, what is it? Happy: Oh my goodness! I can't believe you survived that encounter! FuckDolls: Well, hehe, it was nothing. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hey. FuckDolls: Oh, heya $p4name. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yo xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: nice job, kid FuckDolls: Who're you calling a kid?! RobotLover2666: What made you think to rap battle against her? FuckDolls: well I thought that she'd get really caught up in the rapping, which could give me a really strong punch while her guard is down xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i see FuckDolls: Honestly i didnt think i could actually pull off that uppercut, it was pretty intense. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah tbh you look really weak, im surprised you could flat out punch her off the landmass xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: well done, $name FuckDolls: yeah boiiiiiii FuckDolls: So uh FuckDolls: all of us are playing the game right? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah, as well as one partner, usually a parent or sibling. RobotLover2666: Or a robot clone!! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: or that FuckDolls: Ah, is that a thing? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: usually like, your partner joins with you as a 2nd player xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: so that makes the game have 8 players xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: well. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: 7, now. FuckDolls: Yup. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you chill? FuckDolls: yeah, i pretty much vented all my frustration in that punch xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: good, that way you won't be freaking out the whole game FuckDolls: yeah that'd be super fucking annoy lol Happy: So, now what? What's our plan of action? RobotLover2666: Yeah, I've just been messing around, trying to avoid my robot-stalker. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i've been creating a plan of action, something HAPPY should have done as well, being a TACTICIAN. Happy: Right. Happy: sorry xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its okay happy, you can plan our battles xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: so our plan of action should be to link our game sessions as quickly as possible, which we can do by beating the first phase Happy: Yeah, so do we all gotta kill Marie? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: no, she's a single entity, only one of us need to kill her xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i'll try and kill her, since i'll have no issues with her Happy: Okay. FuckDolls: Um xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: what FuckDolls: Nothing, nervermnd. FuckDolls: Yeah you'd have the easiest time xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah i foking would xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: anyways xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: our plan should be to defeat all 15 bosses in the phase as quickly as possible, and $name, you should focus on beating the bosses, in addition to grinding levels, that way the imbalance isnt as huge. FuckDolls: Mmkay... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: find some good weapons to train xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: maybe figure out how to stop time Happy: Stop time?! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: her bro mastered the Time Stop Style so i assume she should be able to do it as well FuckDolls: look Just cuz i am related to him doesnt mean I can do everything he can do! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: right well anyways. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: just do ur best xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: k? FuckDolls: k. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you should focus on getting to the first boss, which is in the dungeon, 「RAM JAM」. FuckDolls: that's the name of a dungeon? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: and then go to the center and fight the boss, 「BLACK BETTY」. FuckDolls: Black betty? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: 「BLACK BETTY」. The formatting is important. FuckDolls: Okay, so 「BLACK BETTY」? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: ye xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: who here has already beaten the first boss? Happy: Not me. RobotLover2666: I barely beat these giant Space Time Mastodons! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: alright, well i havent either. ive been grounded by my mom Happy: Wh Happy: What, why did she do that? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: cuz i was backtalking her Happy: Oh jeez. Okay so. Our plan: Happy: 1. Conquer 「RAM JAM」. Happy: 2. Defeat 「BLACK BETTY」. Happy: 3. ??? Happy: 4. Profit! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: pretty mch yeah xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: now 「BLACK BETTY」...let me link the profile. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx has sent a picture. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/Black%20Betty%20Profile.png" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> FuckDolls: Oh, LVL 10! I can handle that! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: mhm, and $p2name you can hande it yeah? RobotLover2666: Heck yeeee xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: Happy? Happy: Yeah, I can handle the boss. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: then we are set. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: we depart, tommorow. Happy: Tommororw? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: today has been a stressful day for me. I imagine it would also be stressful for $name. Happy: Oh! FuckDolls: Oh yeah, I'm pretty tired. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you better sleep in your bed, its probably gonna be one of the few times you'll get to sleep in it for the rest of the game. FuckDolls: Okay... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: everyone, get a good night sleep, and we'll meet back up in the morning. Happy: Hehe, we're so connected! FuckDolls: Mhm, night everyone. Happy: Night! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: night RobotLover2666: Night!! This chat has been closed. [[DAY 1 - END]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/player1_room.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You go back to your room, and let yourself fall into a deep sleep. The day has come to an end. PHASE 1 - DAY 1 - END Credits: LCL - Writing, Art, Animation Guest Artist: Nina Wolfa [[Edgy Girl: Wake Up->gebs]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg22.png" width="720" height="720" alt="image1"> <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg23.png" width="720" height="720" alt="image1"> <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/cg24.png" width="720" height="720" alt="image1"> <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/lilith-background.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> This miserable looking girl is $p4name. The fourth player in The Game. You are now this person. You are $p4name, the best player who ever lived. Well, 2nd best. $broname is the best player who ever lived, but he's dead now, so you kind of inherit that title. You honestly wonder how he got so good at The Game. You've been trained to get really really good at video games. It's something you used to do for fun, playing video games, but then it became your life. You didn't really like that many violent video games, you preffered more chill and relaxed games. Alas, e-sports is the highest paying occupation in the universe. People come from all different planets just to compete in e-sports. About 25 years ago, they created a special game that people could play for money. Problem was, it was really difficult, and if you died in the game, you died for real. As your mom saw you playing video games all the time, she thought it'd be profitable to force you to obsessivley practice fighting games, so you did. And went to EVO 3021 and came out in first place at the age of 7. You took the world by storm and became the next e-sports child prodigy. The obsessive practice you did to get to that point though...it wasn't fun. Nothing about it was fun. In fact you hated it. Now, you pretty much can't stand video games, despite being amazing at them. But about 4 years ago, your mother signed you up for entry in The Game. You then read up on this overly complex game and learned the mechanics very easily. It was no different from any other RPG. It took you a whole month to memorize the various mechanics, and another month to figure out the game's weakpoints that you could exploit. Since that day, you've won a total of 8 years worth of runs of The Game. You honestly wish it had a better name. "The Game" is kinda lazy. You finished 8 years in 4 years, by finishing your run so fast that you finished in half a year, when it's supposed to take one whole year. Of course, that means you went very fast, faster than your teammates, as a result, people dread playing with you, because your speed means your teammates die. You don't think it's gonna be that simple this time though, due to the high level enemies coming up later. Like, extremely high levels. Luckily, that just means higher odds against you, higher rewards. Your mother will be very happy with the 800,000,000,000,000F$ or so reward. Back in 2017, that'd be worth about 1,000,000F$. But enough jabber!! This backstory has gone on quite long enough. Maybe you should check who's online in your chatroom. [[Check Who's Online]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/ugh.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Looks like no one's online, besides your mom. Makes sense, she's the only one crazy enough to be up at 5 AM. She wakes up at unreasonable times. She's an unreasonable person. And since you're under the age of 18, the Gamemaster can't give you prize money directly, so you have to ask your mother for a cut. Although, being the greedy bitch she is, she doesn't ever give you a fair cut. Maybe like...0.25% cut? And then she comes up with some bullshit excuse like..."oh you're not old enough for such big amounts of money in your account, sweety." <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/oh!.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Oh speaking of the bitch, she's contacting you. [[Get Bothered By MOTHER.]]

MOTHER has begun to bother the shit out of xXDeathComesForYou666Xx MOTHER: Good morning, my child. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: mommy why do you talk to me like that, its really patronizing xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: also can i come out of my room MOTHER: Out of your time-out? No, it's not allowed. I forbid you. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: mommy im hungry xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: please? MOTHER: I've been over this, you can survive for 5 weeks without food in The Game! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but i feel sick...my stomach is rumbling MOTHER: Sorry, you'll have to wait till your time-out is done, my child. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but mommy, this isn't entertaining to the viewers... MOTHER: Ah, right, well...why not strip down for the viewers? That'd be quite entertaining. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: mommy you know we cant do that... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: that's child porn xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: on live tv xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: it's not legal. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: even if i did it anyways, they'd just cut the feed. MOTHER: Ah, I suppose that's true. I don't think they'd wanna see your body anyways. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: is it because im ugly, mommy? MOTHER: Yes, sweetie, now be a good girl and sit in time-out. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: mama...i told you I dont wanna be called as a girl! MOTHER: Oh honey, not right now. We've been over this. You are a girl. Not a boy. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i don't wanna be a girl, i told you! MOTHER: This conversation is over, please behave yourself. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: MOM! MOTHER: Do not talk to me in all caps. Now stay in your room, or you will get punished. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: okay. The conversation has ended. [[Loathe]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/lilith-laying-down.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Ugh! That girl is so hurtful. Why can't she understand you? She's so selfish. Suddenly, your laptop pings. --- Happy has come online. --- <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/oh!.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Oh sweetness. Your BFF is online. You should message her like, right now. [[Contact Her, Like, Right Now]]

xXDeathComesForYou666Xx has begun contacting Happy, like right now. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hey Happy: Oh, woah, you're already up, $p4name? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i dont sleep Happy: Oh okay. Anyways, what's up? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: mom made me feel bad again Happy: Oh no...what did she do this time? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: the usual, ignoring my gender identity...treating me like a pawn instead of a child. Happy: Jeez, well don't worry, I'm here for you, you're my friend, bro. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: im not your brother xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but thank you Happy: So uh, whatcha up to? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: im in my room being like depressed and shit, being in my room cuz im in time-out Happy: Darn, that sucks. Uh...idk how to help... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its okay happy you dont need to do much, i'll be fine Happy: You sure? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hey how come you havent set your user name yet? Happy: Oh, I just haven't come up with anything. I'm bad at naming stuff. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: well uh, lets come up with one Happy: Okay! Idk what it should be! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: something that applys to you, something that only you'll get the meaning of Happy: Like your name? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i do what i want, it's a name that fits me and my black soul Happy: Eeeeeddgyy~ xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its not edgy its just how i am Happy: Hehehe... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: dun laugh xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i like my name, it's cool, especially the 'X's. Happy: Okay okay! Anyways. Hmmm... Happy: Let me think... Happy: Okay, I got an idea...what about like... Happy: MiniMoogRJUNO106? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: oh that sounds neat, I like it, but it's a bit long xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yes i know this is coming from me, but for your's i'd say shorten to like MiniMoog106. Happy: Okay!! ALERT: Your friend "Happy" has changed their username to "MiniMoog106" MiniMoog106: Okay sweet! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: see, wasnt that hard MiniMoog106: Yeah, you're right. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yay MiniMoog106: Okay what's our plan for the whole thing? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: why is the High Level Tactician asking me this MiniMoog106: Oh, I just... MiniMoog106: I was asking cuz like, you're the expert. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah okay xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i'm not gonna say it twice, so im gonna wait till everyone is awake. MiniMoog106: Okay...that makes sense. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah, is your sister up yet MiniMoog106: Nope, she's out. She needs her beauty sleep. Or something like that. She usually doesn't wake up until like 9 am. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: why dont you prank her MiniMoog106: Prank her? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah like, sneak into her room and steal her panties or something MiniMoog106: Woah! That's lewd! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i think it would be funny :p xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: huehue MiniMoog106: Well, I don't wanna piss her off, she's very very scary when she's mad! She might spank me like 1000 times! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: ah xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: kinky MiniMoog106: Noooo! It's not like that! It's like...punishment! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: kinky-er MiniMoog106: Mmm...why are you so pervy, $p4name? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: im on the internet xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: that place screws you up MiniMoog106: True, ture... MiniMoog106: True* xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hahaha! the great and magical grammar nazi, Happy, has finally made a slip up! MiniMoog106: No one is perfect :P xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hey how is Mr. Yamazaki? MiniMoog106: Oh, shit! I totally forgot about him! Is he still alive?! ---- ALERT: Happy used the /whoisalive command. 6 players alive. 1 dead. 1 non-living. FuckDolls - Alive Attonich - Dead RobotLover2666 - Alive FACE-OFF6660 - Non-Living MiniMoog106 - Alive TheHotline - Alive xXDeathComesForYou666Xx - Alive MOTHER - Alive SUPERBOSS_PHASE1.exe - Alive ---- MiniMoog106: Okay...he's alive. That's good to know. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: he wasn't inflicted with Bleed, so he didnt bleed out, don't worry, as long as he stays in that room, he should be fine. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i'll make a health pack xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: while i make that, can you make me a bagel, happy? MiniMoog106: Sure! You're hungry? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: fuck yes i am starving xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i havent eaten in like 4 days. MiniMoog106: Ohh jeez, $p4name! You gotta eat...jeeeeez! ALERT: RobotLover2666 has come online. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i'll talk to Mr. Yamazaki, you get me breakfast MiniMoog106: Will do! [[Message Mr. Yamazaki]]

xXDeathComesForYou666Xx has begun contact with RobotLover2666 xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: good morning RobotLover2666: Ohhh hey man RobotLover2666: Yoo how's it going, my dude? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its going pretty good RobotLover2666: That's guddddd RobotLover2666: What's up? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: just checkin' in with you, what exactly happened? RobotLover2666: Oh, I fought 3 space time mastodons. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: oh fuck RobotLover2666: Yeah, I gotta get outta this silly randomly generated house xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: what the fuck even is the point RobotLover2666: Dunno. My robo-bro is made it to like...test my skills and stuff, to make sure I don't die or anything. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but, wouldnt putting you in such danger result in your death eventually? RobotLover2666: Na, $roboname says he'll poof in and save me if I'm about to die. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: what counts as about to die? RobotLover2666: If I have no chance of winning, he steps in. RobotLover2666: Those three mastodons? Na, forget about it. I could handle those fools quicker than I make breakfast. RobotLover2666: I was slammin' it today, until I got unlucky. RobotLover2666: Luck is such a total buzz kill, man. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah, you need that health pack or whatever? RobotLover2666: Honestly man? Na, I could probably handle the next room without any arms. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you don't have arms on? RobotLover2666: Uh, no you misunderstand. I said I COULD do it. I didn't say I actually had no arms. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: oh good, severed arms requires way more than a health pack RobotLover2666: Oh is that so? How do you fix it? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you attach the arms partially, and then you gotta either use a mending item, or use the spell "Mend" RobotLover2666: Do we have anyone who's got that spell? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: no xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: wait xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: happy might xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i dunno xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: it sucks fuck that we dont have a dedicated healer xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i dont blame us though, who the fuck wants to play healer? RobotLover2666: After I finish my robot girlfriend I could program her as a healer! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: oh that'd be great actually xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: getting a 9th...er...techincally 8th now.. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: getting a new 8th player would be awesome xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: please. do that xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: do all of that xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: it achieves all of my yes. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: wait hold up xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: robot girlfriend? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: the fuck? RobotLover2666: Hey don't get all judgemental on me, man. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but thats weird as fuck RobotLover2666: Ha. I long for the day when androids can like...be treated as equals and stuff man! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but if you make the robot xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: and you fuck the robot xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: is that incest RobotLover2666: Look, I would never program such an unneeded feature, that would be like installing a fleshlight in a car. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but arent you like xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: REALLY xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: REALLY xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: attracted to metal xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: like attracted more than a fucking magnet my dude? RobotLover2666: What? Noooooooo? ALERT: Your friend "RobotLover2666" has changed their username to "Mr. Roboto" Mr.Roboto: What gives you that idea? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: oh nothing, but anyways xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hypothetically xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: is that incest? Mr.Roboto: Hmm... Mr.Roboto: Well, let me put it like this. Mr.Roboto: If you, like, draw a painting...and then try to bang that... Mr.Roboto: That's just weird, but not incest. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: ah, so fucking robots is just weird, but not incest Mr.Roboto: It's not weird! Mr.Roboto: It's just like a human! Quit icing my grill, man! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hahahaha xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i'll cut you slack, i'm not gonna bully you, man. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: anyways xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: let me grab a healthpack real quick. [[Grab Health Pack From Inventory]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/healthpack-inventory.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You thankfully, had one already primed in your inventory. You take the Health Pack out of your inventory. --- Removed: Health Pack+ (- 5 spaces) Total Inventory Space Remaining: 800,000 / 100,000,000 --- You have so much shit, so much. You don't wanna drop anything though! Anything that's valuable, gotta keep it in your inventory, JUUUUUST in case. You never know when you'll need a useless object. You then pull out a scorching hot portal out of your inventory. --- Removed: Portal (- 15 to 15,000 spaces) Total Inventory Space Remaining: 800,015 to 815,000 / 100,000,000 --- It's measured by some quantum bullshit that you don't like thinking about. It's like, a random amount of spaces, but locks when you check it. Quantum stuff is confusing as FUCK to you. You can't wrap your head around it at all. Like, can't stuff just be consistent? Why does it gotta be so weird?! Jeez. [[Drop Health Pack in Portal]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/drop-in-portal.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You do that. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/mastodon-post.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/roboro%20health%20pack.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> It lands on $p2name's head, restoring 99,999 health, as you sent a Tier 2 healing item. ---- Mr.Roboto: Heya, thanks for that, man. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah no problem xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: okay now we just need $name xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: knowing her, she's probably gonna sleep in like for a million years xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: and i'll be really annoyed if she wakes up at like noon Mr.Roboto: Yeah... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hey remember that time you tried to use Universal Internet Time and no one wanted to use that? Mr.Roboto: What does that gotta do with anything?? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: dunno, just chatting Mr.Roboto: Yeah I do, but like, it wasn't really serious, you know? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah i guess xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: well anyways xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: ummm xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: say a word Mr.Roboto: Word. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: no xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: okay um ALERT: Your friend, 'FuckDolls', has come online. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: oh thank god [[Start A Group Chat]]

xXDeathComesForYou666Xx has created a group chat with FuckDolls, Mr.Roboto, and MiniMoog106. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: WASSUUUUUP FUCKERS xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: the whole gang is here i guess, cool FuckDolls: jesus fuck FuckDolls: Can't you let a girl sleep? I check my phone for like a second and i get bombarded by shit aimedtaily xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: sorry i just wanna get everyone so i can give everybody the scoop FuckDolls: Okay, what's the scoop? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: the scoop is this xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: we fucking win the game xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: and we git gud xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: scrubs xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: got it? MiniMoog106: Um, I have a better plan. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah lets listen to the strategist MiniMoog106: Okay, so check it. MiniMoog106: There's 5 phases. And phases are kinda like um...chapters I guess. MiniMoog106: Each has a few bosses and mini bosses. MiniMoog106: It varies, but focusing on Phase 1, there's 15 bosses, 30 mini-bosses. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah, it's the biggest phase, i think FuckDolls: I still think the terms in this game are completely retarded FuckDolls: Why have mini-bosses and bosses and whatever the fuck the big ones are called again? MiniMoog106: Well, like, you know...just like, um... MiniMoog106: You know! Big encounters! One time things! MiniMoog106: Stuff that is unique to the other enemies. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: dude you're glossing over the whole style thing? MiniMoog106: Oh right! They usually have like, unique styles. Stuff you'll probably only see in the boss! MiniMoog106: You know what I mean, $name? FuckDolls: I already know about Styles. I used one remember? And very cleverly MiniMoog106: You did literally nothing though...that's not really a style??? FuckDolls: It still counts! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: she has a point though, the super boss was actually made to copy it, implying it's actually a style. MiniMoog106: Oh...yeah I guess that's true. FuckDolls: Point for $name! MiniMoog106: Okay, well anyways. Lemme tell you about our gameplan. So Phase 1 takes place in four instances. Four different servers! Each for each duo of players. MiniMoog106: It merges into one, when you beat the first super boss. xXDeathComesForYouXx: that's not how it works xXDeathComesForYouXx: it works in four separate pocket universes xXDeathComesForYouXx: which then lead into phase 2's pocket universe MiniMoog106: Well excuse me, I didn't read the manual. xXDeathComesForYouXx: wot r u casul FuckDolls: How am I supposed to win now that my badass brother is dead? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: maybe follow in his foot-steps and like git gud at the game FuckDolls: There is a manual? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah you can buy it from the game store for like 500F$ FuckDolls: First of all, you put the $ in front of the numbers FuckDolls: Second, can someone give me a torrent link or something? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah I can send a pdf ALERT: xXDeathComesForYou666Xx has sent a PDF file [12,000 pages] [1.8 PB] xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you don't gotta read the whole thing FuckDolls: JESUS FUCK xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah it's long, but you really only need to read the pages I highlighted in the pdf xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: that's like 200 pages xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: vidya games are complicated bruh FuckDolls: This is why we can't have nice things xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: okay so i'd start with the mechanics section, you gonna read it now? FuckDolls changed status to "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: welp. MiniMoog106: Read it later! So like...getting back to my thing... MiniMoog106: Don't worry, the first 15 bosses are very manageable for low-levels. MiniMoog106: So after you beat the 15 bosses, we then are able to fight the superboss together, and if we win, it proceeds to phase 2! After a weeklong intermission. MiniMoog106: Then phase 2 is all 8...uh...7 of us in the phase duking it out with the level-matched bosses, and the 2nd superboss. MiniMoog106: Then repeat 3 more times. MiniMoog106: Got it? FuckDolls changed status to "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" FuckDolls: I think I'm good now MiniMoog106: Um, well. Do you want our help to like get over those first few bosses? FuckDolls: Yes, yes please. Please please please MiniMoog106: Alright, first make your way to the first dungeon, Ram Jam. You gotta get to your surface first, there you will encounter regular enemies, and need to learn to develop some sort of style! FuckDolls: Know anywhere I can upgrade my rubber chicken? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: an upgrade would be trashing that thing MiniMoog106: Hey, don't be rude! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: why dont you get a real weapon? FuckDolls: Like whaaaaaat? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i dont know, look in the manual for ideas. FuckDolls: Okay, so what's our first step in this game? MiniMoog106: Step One! Reach the surface level to begin gameplay! FuckDolls: So is the beginning area a tutorial in essence? MiniMoog106: Yeah, it lets you mess around without real danger. FuckDolls: I dunno, 「HOT HEAD」seemed like a real danger to me. MiniMoog106: That was a special circumstance! The game is attacking is extra hard this time, due to $p4name's presence. MiniMoog106: The game's difficulty is weighted on the player's in the roster. MiniMoog106: Luckily, since your bro died, that makes the game a lot easier for us. FuckDolls: Well MiniMoog106: Oh shit! Sorry sorry sorry!! Fuck I forget that like lives are still in this game...jeez, I didn't mean to be insensetive...please don't hate me $name! FuckDolls: Dont sweat it Mr. Roboto: Okay, so anyways. Mr. Roboto: $name, we're all gonna like, go to the ground and stuff. It's gonna be rad. And we should all wait for everyone to like, land. MiniMoog106: Good idea! $name, tell us when you devise a plan to get down. And be wary! Battles will start almost immeditally! The world is brutal! FuckDolls: Man, who signed me up for this dumb stupid shit? MiniMoog106: I don't know! You wouldn't tell me why when you signed up! FuckDolls: I must have some serious memory problems. MiniMoog106: First time entrance into pocket universes can seriously impact your mental state. Take time to adjust, and maybe your memory will come back! FuckDolls: ok FuckDolls: I'm gonna read the beginning of this thicc manual. MiniMoog106: Have fun! Don't get a paper cut! MiniMoog106: Err...it's a PDF...don't...get electrocuted??? FuckDolls: k [[Read Thicc Manual]]

[insert cg of Lynh looking down at phone with manual] "THE GAME - Offical 555th Edition Manual - Written and Annotated by Apollo B.B, The Creator of The Game. INTRODUCTION: Hello, Player! Welcome to the 555th Offical Edition of The Manual to "The Game" AKA "PU-VR9995793275959284267.ISO". This extensive manual will give you insight on the features, end goals, mechanics, and tips, in "The Game". Starting off, "The Game" is not like other PU-VR games. While most PU-VR games take place in a small constrained simulated reality, this one on the otherhand simulates an entire universe. Hypothetically speaking, the gameplay expierence could last an infinite amount of time, spanning a virtually infinte amount of worlds. However, we insist to limit game-time to around a year, as anymore than that would be tiresome to viewers of the livestream, and we limit the enemy encounters to scripted encounters. Consumer grade copies of "The Game" are limitless in potential. "The Game" is an expierence of merging reality into a video game. It follows the laws of reality, while also adhering to video game RPG logic. Where you level up, and have to fight strong enemies to progress. This coupled with the robust combat system create an enjoyable expierence that will go down in history as the best programmed game in history. Maybe not the best game, as that's subjective. But as a programming techinical masterpiece it will be hard to be topped. The expierence has many many MANY mechanics and systems that take in-depth knowledge, and for your sanity, it isn't reccomened to try and digest everything in this manual in one sitting. Start with Page 12 - Basic Controls, to get started. [[Jump To Page 12]]

BASIC CONTROLS: Basic human movement can be done using common sense. By thinking about a vault opening in your mind, you can access your inventory. At the top left of your peripheral vision, you can see your status bars. Here you can see your HP (Health Points [Page13]), MP (Magic Points [Page14]), SP (Stamina Points [Page15]), and your status effects (Status Effects [Pages 16-100]). This can be disabled by winking your left eye 5 times. It can be re-enabled in the same manner. Combat depends on your Style. For more information, read the section, Styles - [Pages 101-250] For more information on the world, and how it works, refer to The Game World - [Pages 251 -258] [[Flip To The Styles Section]]

STYLES: A "Style" is a method of combat that can be utilized. If enough skill is obtained, "Unique Styles" are available. Enemies have a singular style, and this cannot be changed from default. However, "Superbosses" have the ability to have any Style, and even make Unique Styles. For more info on Superbosses, check [Pages 550-555] For more info on Unique Styles, check [Pages 259-260] BASIC STYLES: - Hand To Hand Style The most basic style someone could learn, but also the most versatile. For more info on sub-styles of Hand To Hand Style, check [Page 900-1000] Weapon Required: None - Sword Style Basic melee style. Uses swords. For more info on sub-styles of Sword Style, check [Page 888] Weapon Required: Sword - Gun Style Basic ranged style. Uses guns. For more info on sub-styles of Gun Style, check [Page 889] [[Get Bored and Flip To Superboss Section]]

SUPERBOSSES: A super boss is the most powerful enemy you can encounter in a phase. This page will dynamically update with the current superbosses. Superbosses can develop their own style, due to being controlled by elite players chosen by Apollo B.B. Your phase's current super boss is... --- Marie Deus. Codename: 「HOT HEAD」 LVL: NaN Styles: Copy Style. Species: Gewaltian. Play Sessions: 1. ---- [[Contact Marie->Contactlemarie]]

You have begun contact with the A.I of the Superboss. FuckDolls: Heya! Wassup, Marie? SPIKES: I HAVE CHANGED MY NAME, I DO NOT LIKE .EXE AT THE END OF MY NAME. SPIKES: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FuckDolls: I had a question about "The Game", can you answer it? SPIKES: I SEE NO HARM, VERY WELL, ASK ME. FuckDolls: When I message you, it says I'm contacting your A.I and stuff FuckDolls: But like, the manual states you're also a player? SPIKES: YES? FuckDolls: are the superbosses players SPIKES: YES. WHY DOES IT MATTER. FuckDolls: So you have an in real life form? SPIKES: YES. BUT THE GAME TELLS YOU A.I TO AVOID YOU GIVING THEM SYMPATHY. FuckDolls: That's lame. SPIKES: YOUR FACE IS LAME, IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED!?!!!! FuckDolls: Na, I just wanna chat, cuz like you're a player! You're real! SPIKES: YOU ARE A WEIRD HUMAN FEMALE YOU KNOW THIS? FuckDolls: So you're like...from the alien race of Gewaltians? SPIKES: YES. SPIKES: AND YOU KNOW WHAT A GEWALTIAN IS, HUMAN BITCH? FuckDolls: Yeah, they're the strongest species in the entire galaxy. SPIKES: TRY THE UNIVERSE. FuckDolls: so how does one become a superboss? SPIKES: YOU HAVE TO BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GAIN AN AUDIENCE WITH APOLLO. SPIKES: AND THEN IF HE CONSIDERS YOU A GOOD ENEMY FOR THE PLAYERS, HE OFFERS YOU A POSITION. SPIKES: IF YOU SUCCEED AT IMPRESSING HIM WITH YOUR ABILITIES, HE GIVES YOU A SPOT. SPIKES: THIS IS ONE WAY, BUT ANYWAY WORKS TO BE HONEST. WHATEVER HE DEEMS GOOD FOR BUSINESS. FuckDolls: so is it only aliens that can be superbosses? SPIKES: NO. SPIKES: I KNOW OF ONE HUMAN WHO HAS BEEN A SUPERBOSS BEFORE SPIKES: WHY THE FUCK AM I TELLING YOU ALL THIS SPIKES: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BRAIN FuckDolls: I'm just having a conversation, Marie. SPIKES: I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. WHY DO YOU ACT WITH SUCH HOSPITALITY. FuckDolls: mmm... FuckDolls: I dunno. SPIKES: HMPH. WELL SOON WHEN YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH WE WILL DO BLOODY BATTLE IN WHICH YOU WILL BLEED BLOODILY ALL OVER THE BLOODY GROUND SPIKES: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE HUMAN BLOOD DONATION BANKS BLUSH AT THE SIGHT SPIKES: THEY'RE GOING TO BE JEALOUS OF HOW MUCH OF YOUR BLOOD IS SPILLED SPIKES: THEY'RES GOING TO BE A LITREAL OCEAN OF THE BLOOD OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. SPIKES: AND WHEN YOU DO BLEED, I WILL FEED ON YOU. SPIKES: TO FUEL MY STOMACH. FuckDolls: So you're gonna eat me? SPIKES: NO. SPIKES: I DO NOT HAVE ANY DIGESTION STOMACH OR ANYTHING OF THE SUCH. SPIKES: I FEED OFF OF FEAR AND VIOLENCE FuckDolls: is that a gewaltian thing? SPIKES: YES. AND THAT IS WHY YOU WILL BE KILLED, BUT NOT JUST KILLED SPIKES: I'M GONNA IMPALE YOU. AND MAKE YOU PISS YOURSELF IN FEAR, AND YOU WILL CRY SALTY FUCKING TEARS OF FEAR. SPIKES: YOU FEAR ME. FuckDolls: Na...tell me more about your people! SPIKES: I SEE MY FEAR-INDUCING APPEARANCE HAS RENDERED YOU FUCKING RETARDED. SPIKES: IT WILL BE HARD TO EXTRACT YOUR FEAR, AS YOUR ARE TOO RETARDED TO BE STRUCK WITH FEAR SPIKES: I'LL FORCE FEAR INTO YOU. FuckDolls: Aw...can't you tell me about your great, prosperous, glorious empire? SPIKES: ... SPIKES: WELL MY EMPIRE IS INDEED GLORIOUS SPIKES: WAY MORE ADVANCED THAN YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN EMPIRE SPIKES: WE ARE GEWALTIANS, MEMBERS OF THE PLANET GEWALT XX. FuckDolls: Gewalt 20? SPIKES: THAT IS ANOTHER WAY TO SAY IT. SPIKES: BUT THATS LESS INTIMDATING. SPIKES: ANYWAYS, YOU WILL BOW TO ME. SPIKES: BOW TO THE MOST POWERFUL SPECIES IN THE UNIVERSE!!! FuckDolls: I dunno...you as the first superboss? That seems a bit intense...in terms of strength in just your planet, where are you? SPIKES: ... SPIKES: UM. SPIKES: I'M STRONG. FuckDolls: Really? SPIKES: I'M GOING TO END THIS CONVERSATION NOW. SPIKES has ended this conversation. [[Look Around Room.]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/player1_room.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Phase 1 - Chapter 9 - Get Down You stand up, and look around your room. It's the same as always. The same way it was last night. Nothing interesting. [[Go To Backyard]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/backyard3.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You're in your backyard again. This is where that epic rap battle went down. So now...how do you get down from here??? [[Ask Happy About This]]

FuckDolls has begun bothering the shit out of MiniMoog106. FuckDolls: Happpyyyyyy MiniMoog106: Yeah? FuckDolls: so like, i know you're the same, but i'm 100ft off the ground! MiniMoog106: Mhm! It's quite a problem. FuckDolls: how do i get down?? MiniMoog106: Ummm! Hmm...do you have any rope? You could make a rope ladder! FuckDolls: Hmm...I might have rope...how do I make a rope ladder? MiniMoog106: I dunno. FuckDolls: Welp. [[Notice Another Presence]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-1.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You suddenly notice a feeling of being watched from somewhere! You turn around! There's a big giant fly!! Oh crap!! Look out for that giant fly!! [[Engage Combat Pose]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-2.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> You pose, readying yourself for combat! <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-3.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> The fly walks closer... You wonder what level this guy is... "I have a rubber chicken, I'm not afraid to use it!!" you shout at the fly. "Be zzzzztill, young lad!" the fly says back to you. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-4.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> Well, that's confusing, a fly is talking at you. [[Converse With Fly.]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-5.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> "Who are you??" you ask. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-6.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> "My name izzzzzz Fly Dude. Buzz buzz." he replies. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-5.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> This fly doesn't seem hostile. He talks too! Well, the other lady talked...but that doesn't count as all she did was yell at you constantly. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-5.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> "So, Mr. Fly Dude. Uh...what do you do?" you ask. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-7.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> "I am a member of the syzzztems of The Game." he replies. "I am a shopkeeper, capable of selling you objectzzz. Buzz buzz." he says. <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-8.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> A shopkeeper? Interesting... "I'm the leader of the Flyzzz. My underlingzzzz will zzzerve you." he buzzes at you. [[Check The Fly's Inventory]]

<img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-9.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> In his inventory are a few things. You would buy something, but sadly, you've thrown away all your F$ in the wind, because you're a complete idiot. "What's a descent rope?" you ask. "That izzzz a rope, that doublezzzz azzz a ladder, and can be uzzzed to dezzcend your zzzzpawn location." he says. That's exactly what you need! If only there was a way to get it... <img src="https://gamesbylcl.neocities.org/Outta%20Time%20Pictures/flydude-panel-10.gif" width="1234" height="656" alt="image1"> "My A.I tellzzzz me that you need the rope to prozzzeed in the game. I will grant you a free zzzample." he buzzes at you. "Oh, really? That's rad." you say. "Yezzzz, very rad." he says. [[Take Free Sample]]

You grab the free sample. Awesome, now you can descend the island! "See ya, Fly Dude! You'll show up down there too?" you ask. "I show up all over da place man...I have dizzztinct locationzz that me or da bozz show up." he buzzes at you. "Gotcha." you say. You use the Descent Rope, and start sliding down the rope! Ow, your hands. Soon you arrive at ground level, and you're greeted by this big title screen in your face. [cg of "Land of Trash"] This is garbage. [[Get Contacted]]

SPIKES has begun messaging FuckDolls. SPIKES: I SEE YOU HAVE ENTERED THE FUCKING LAND OF TRASH FuckDolls: Yeah, I did! SPIKES: GOOD, YOU ARE ATTAINING PROGRESS!!! I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU! SPIKES: YOU DID A GOOD JOB, $name SPIKES: HUH? WEIRD, MY ALIEN DIALECT DIDN'T WORK ON YOUR NAME, MOST LIKELY BECAUSE IT IS A HUMAN NAME. FuckDolls: Isn't Marie a human name though? SPIKES: THAT IS APOLLO'S NAME FOR ME SPIKES: MY FUCKING NAME IS NOT FUCKING THAT SPIKES: MOTHERFUCKER SPIKES: MY NAME IS NOT NORMALLY PRONOUNCEABLE IN HUMAN TONGUE WITHOUT HUMANIZATION. SPIKES: IT IS M'FUCK'A'FUCKSUCK'R'FUCKNUT'I'FUCKSTICK'E'FUCKTART'T'FUCKO'H'FUCKBACK. WHICH CAN BE PRONOUNCED IN HUMAN TONGUE AS "MAH-REE-THH" SPIKES: IT WAS THEN SHORTENED TO MARIE. FuckDolls: This is really out of character for you, Marieth, why are you talking to me normally? SPIKES: WHAT? SPIKES: FUCK I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE I WAS DOING THAT SPIKES: YOUR HUMAN DISEASE OF "KINDNESS" IS EFFECTING ME SPIKES: IT IS SICKENING AND A PLAGUE TO MY KIND. SPIKES: YOU HUMAN AND YOUR HUMAN WAYS SPIKES: OR AS WE CALL THEM FuckDolls: You don't need to tell, I think I understand the dialect. SPIKES: SAY WHAT?! THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!! NOT A SINGLE SPECIES IN THE WORLD CAN COMPREHEND THE FULL DIALECT. SPIKES: HOW CAN THIS BE? FuckDolls: You just use violent english words a lot. SPIKES: ENGLISH?! SPIKES: OH, YOU MEAN GALATIC BASIC. FuckDolls: Oh is that what they call it off of Earth? SPIKES: YES, GALATIC BASIC IS THE LANGUAGE WE PUT OUR DIALECT IN. SPIKES: FOR IT IS THE MOST COMMONLY UNDERSTOOD LANGUAGE. SPIKES: ANYWAYS, WHY AM I CONVERSATING WITH YOU?! SPIKES: THIS IS BULLSHIT, THIS IS A RESULT OF THE PLAGUE YOU PUT UPON ME FuckDolls: Kindness isn't a plague! It's a human emotion. SPIKES: AUGUHHHH HUMAN EMOTION!!!! HOW UTTERLY DISGUSTING! A SICKNESS! FuckDolls: Man, we're totally incompatible. SPIKES: OF COURSE, I'M A FUCKING NON-HUMAN, WE COULD NOT POSSIBLE DEVELOP ANY SORT OF RELATIONSHIP. FuckDolls: But I can make us compatible! Not for romantic relationship. Just like, a friendship! SPIKES: HURK. SPIKES: NOW YOUR SICKNESS IS CAUSING ME TO VOMIT INSIDE MY MOUTH. FuckDolls: How does someone with no stomach even vomit? SPIKES: I'M VOMITTING UP PIECES OF MY INNER FLESH BECAUSE OF YOU. SPIKES: THIS IS DEFINTLEY A PLAGUE. SOMETHING AKIN TO THE MOST POWERFUL PLAGUE ON PLANET EARTH. TELL ME, WHAT IS THAT? FuckDolls: What is what? SPIKES: THE MOST DEADLY PLAGUE ON YOUR PLANET. FuckDolls: It's not around...but uh...maybe either...The Black Death...Ebola...umm... FuckDolls: Yeah those two are huge. SPIKES: THEN THOSE TWO COMBINED. SPIKES: THAT'S WHAT THIS VILE REPULSIVE SICKNESS OF KINDNESS IS. SPIKES: WHY AM I STILL TALKING TO YOU?! YOU'RE TRYING TO INFECT MY MIND. AND MY SOUL! SPIKES: I MUST GET AWAY! I SHALL KILL YOU WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT SPIKES has left. [[Stop Answering Every Single Chat Log]]

Yeah, if you wanna make good progress for once, it'll probably be quite beneficial if you don't answer your phone every single time it rings. Anyways, where the HELL do you go? This is a huge open map, it'd help if you had a guide or something. [[Notice Fly Dude]]

To your left is Fly Dude again! Wait, looks like one of his lackeys. [cg of Fly Dude posing] "Buzz buzz. Hello, Player 1." he says. [cg of Lynh looking excited] "Oh! I'm player 1? Sweet! Fuck yeah!" you say. [cg of Fly Dude suddenly in a stand that says "Advice"] "Do you need guidanzzzze?" he buzzes at you. [cg of Lynh being worried] "Umm...does that cost money?" you ask. [cg of Fly Dude, showing the price.] "Yezzzz. 1F$ for one hint." he buzzes. [[Reject.]]

"No siree, Fly Guy." "Itzzz Fly Dude." he replies. "Okay, Fly Dude. I cannot accept your guidance, I am a pro player! I don't need any guidance!!" you say proudly, not really showing that you're just saying this because you're broke. "I zzzzee. Very well, I shall pezzzzter the other playerzzzz." he says. "Sounds good, Fly Dude." You suddenly wonder what $p4name is up to. You wonder if she's progressing well? [[Player: Be $p4name->belilithlol]]

You are now Lilith, you just achieved victory over the dungeon, and splattered the boss all over the wall. Watching you play is very boring, due to how easy it is for you. Most people don't tune into your channel, as it's boring to watch! But soon that'll change, when the difficulty ramps up. Of course, that'll be when it's all 7 of you. Or how many are alive at the end of Phase 1. [[Recieve Message From Happy]]

MiniMoog106 has begun bothering xXDeathComesForYou666Xx. MiniMoog106: Heya, $p4name! How's your quest coming along? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: so i have conquered the first dungeon, and eviscerated the boss xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: he was easy MiniMoog106: Well of course it was easy for you! You're the best player! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah whatever xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: where are you and $name and Yamazaki at MiniMoog106: I've been meaning to ask, why do you call $p2name by his last name? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: wow way to dodge my question xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: okay so xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: he's cool xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: i think he's rad xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: and idk he's way older than me and i respect him MiniMoog106: Why do you respect him? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its complicated, and im too lazy to explain MiniMoog106: Okayyy <3 MiniMoog106: I have also beaten the boss. Wanna go on to the next one? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: what, Sector B-52? MiniMoog106: Yeah! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: na, wait for Yamazaki and $name xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: speaking of which, i'm gonna check on yamazaki, and maybe $name. [[Check on Yamazaki]]

xXDeathComesForYou666Xx has begun contact with Mr.Roboto Mr.Roboto: hello xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: hello Mr.Roboto: what is up dude Mr.Roboto: i'm sooo stoked my dude xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: uh...mr yamazaki...are you sober again? Mr.Roboto: face-off took all my frizzle frazzlin' booze man Mr.Roboto: to put me at a disadvantage maaan xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: sounds pretty bad, man xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: feels bad man Mr.Roboto: yeah dude you got any alcohol? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: nope, mama wouldn't let it near me Mr.Roboto: oh right, you're not 18 yet xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah dood xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: so why don't you beat up your robot? Mr.Roboto: yeah, i guess i'll do that Mr.Roboto: urk i feel so sick... xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you ever think about stopping drinking? Mr.Roboto: I am a functional alchoholic xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: okay xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: but what if you operated without alchohol? Mr.Roboto: dont you know how to spell alchohoohol? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: alcohol Mr.Roboto: yeah Mr.Roboto: anyways, i'm gonna beat up the robot Mr.Roboto: where is he anyways Mr.Roboto: oh there he is, being a stupid Mr.Roboto: brb bro [[♪$p2name: Face Off With Face-Off♪->♪faceoffwithfaceoff♪]]

Songs used: TheLegendOfRenegade - Metal Man Stage : Sega Gensis Remix [[Crack Open a Cold One With the Ro-boy]]

In honor of your victory, you take a great swig of your alcohol. You take the rest of what he stole and stash it in your inventory. Now all you need is to get to ground level. If you can do that, you can finally start actually playing the game. The robot didn't drop any EXP, which is a major pain. [[Talk To The Metal Boy]]

Mr.Roboto: where's the boooooooooooooooooze $roboname: yo man i dunno Mr.Roboto: you very clearly hid it, its not anywhere around here $roboname: brah i swear idk Mr.Roboto: brah tell me where it at $roboname: brah i swear idk Mr.Roboto: looks like you are also not functioning right without alchoil $roboname: yah dood i need the dank oil $roboname: gimmie da dank dood Mr.Roboto: i give ya the oil if you gimmie da dank beer $roboname: no $roboname: fite me Mr.Roboto: you dont have any arms $roboname: so Mr.Roboto: you dont have any legs $roboname: so Mr.Roboto: not even a torso $roboname: and Mr.Roboto: wheres the beer yo $roboname: wHeReS tHe BeEr Yo Mr.Roboto: how dare you $roboname: i need oil mah man Mr.Roboto: you dont NEED oil $roboname: yes i do bro Mr.Roboto: okay well Mr.Roboto: look, we gotta beat the game so tell me where the dank beer is $roboname: carry me daddy Mr.Roboto: what the fuck, delete that $roboname: no Mr.Roboto: /X:/del function ("daddy kinks") $roboname: [DELETED DADDY KINKS] $roboname: you're lame Mr.Roboto: pls $roboname: it's at the place with the stuff $roboname: the vault Mr.Roboto: how do i get there $roboname: pick my head up, and carry me, the oil is there, so we shall go together and get crunk Mr.Roboto: okay [[Pick Up The Head]]

You bend down to pick up the head. "Okay, dude, where is the like...vault?" you say. "Just go over to the thing." he replies. "What thing, you need to be more specific." He moves himself in the right direction, pointing straight at a wall. "Go run straight into that wall, it's weak and will break." "Okay." [[Ram Into Wall]]

By screaming loudly and running straight into the wall, you take 10 damage. "Ow..." you groan. "GOT 'EM." he mocks you. "You fuckin' bucket of bolts." "Okay but for real, just hit the wall with your hammer." [[Enter Vault]]

You enter the vault, oh hallelujah! The stash...of booze and oil! "Oh finally!!" "Let us get crunk bro." "Don't call me bro." [[Meanwhile...With $name->meanwhilewithlynh]]

xXDeathComesForYou666Xx has begun advising FuckDolls. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: $name FuckDolls: Ye? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: where are you FuckDolls: I just got down onto the surface. FuckDolls: I got greeted by a giant fly. FuckDolls: He was radical. xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you're probably talking about xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: fly dude xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: yeah he's the shopkeeper of The Game xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: his inventory will update pretty regularly xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: youre gonna wanna go to the dungeon xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: the first dungeon xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you can do it out of order, but dont xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its way too hard xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: especially for you FuckDolls: You sayin' I can't do it?! FuckDolls: bruh watch me xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: no pls xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: youll die, and happy would yell at me xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: anyways xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: do you see the first dungeon FuckDolls: Well ifI knew what the heck it looked like xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its like very easy to tell xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: you should be naturally drawn to it!!! xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its a huge ass thing xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: dont you see it? FuckDolls: Can you describe it to me? xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: fuck xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: okay look xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: its a giant pyramid xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: with a goat head on it xXDeathComesForYou666Xx: youcant miss it FuckDolls: oh ------------------- <img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/197787923880345600/359390220858425344/image.png" width="1000" height="656" alt="image1"> --- FuckDolls: Mhm...I see it.